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Search: Posts Made By: Dijonay
Forum: Property - Casualty / General Insurance 09-13-2006, 01:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,245
Posted By Dijonay
CANE

Who's going to the Fall CANE Meeting? Woohoo, I am!!! :clap:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 01:16 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 2,320
Posted By Dijonay
Did you try mixing some sort of booze with the...

Did you try mixing some sort of booze with the milk? Perhaps the baby will drink it then...:tup:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 01:06 PM
Replies: 7,011
Views: 386,613
Posted By Dijonay
But we won't connect So then I'll have to pee...

But we won't connect
So then I'll have to pee pee
Perhaps on a tree
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 01:03 PM
Replies: 20,036
Views: 2,044,099
Posted By Dijonay
Don't eat coffee ice cream, it has the same...

Don't eat coffee ice cream, it has the same effect a laxative does :shake2:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 11:50 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,261
Posted By Dijonay
Maybe it had something to do with the new baby...

Maybe it had something to do with the new baby and he killed himself?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 11:13 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,352
Posted By Dijonay
:roll:[/QUOTE] Be nice to Paris - she's...

:roll:[/QUOTE]

Be nice to Paris - she's totally Woohoo! :clap:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 10:04 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,068
Posted By Dijonay
Soph year in college, in the cafeteria, there was...

Soph year in college, in the cafeteria, there was this heavy set girl wearing one of those veloure (sic??) track suits. The brand was written on her butt, "Baby Phat". Def made lunch a lot...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 09:58 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,068
Posted By Dijonay
We had one of those, except she always wore pink...

We had one of those, except she always wore pink all over. Can you say pepto bismol accident?[/QUOTE]

:lol:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 09:03 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,068
Posted By Dijonay
S for Sexist!!! :shake:

S for Sexist!!! :shake:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 08:56 AM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,270
Posted By Dijonay
Heres the only picture I have of myself in the...

Heres the only picture I have of myself in the suit I described... whats wrong with it?[/QUOTE]

It doesn't look so "olive". Maybe the way you described it made it sound worse. I like your big...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 08:53 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,068
Posted By Dijonay
Yuck! Kinda reminds me of this girl from high...

Yuck! Kinda reminds me of this girl from high school. She was heavy-set or whatever, and she used to wear this baby blue Fubu shirt and pant ensemble almost everyday! We called her Big in Blue...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2006, 08:52 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,261
Posted By Dijonay
Total Boohoo'er!!! :shake2:

Total Boohoo'er!!! :shake2:
Forum: CAS Exam S 09-13-2006, 08:44 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 827
Posted By Dijonay
Oh, I passed CAS 3 on the first try this past...

Oh, I passed CAS 3 on the first try this past Spring, I don't think I'd be able to do the same if I were sitting for M. IMO, I think the "more difficult" life con stuff that M covers is a harder...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-12-2006, 03:48 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,218
Posted By Dijonay
I had one that did this shortly after a trauma...

I had one that did this shortly after a trauma (his best buddy - one of my dogs - died and he was heartbroken). Ask your vet about a mild sedatative for a couple of weeks to try to get her to relax...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-12-2006, 03:37 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,270
Posted By Dijonay
IFYP[/QUOTE] Straight guy fashion = holey...

IFYP[/QUOTE]

Straight guy fashion = holey jeans or sweatpants? :-?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,270
Posted By Dijonay
And they supposively know how to dress??[/QUOTE] ...

And they supposively know how to dress??[/QUOTE]

Um, hello? Gay men know fashion! :wave:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-12-2006, 01:36 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 3,218
Posted By Dijonay
One of my cats has a habit of pissing on things. ...

One of my cats has a habit of pissing on things. She's a calico and I heard they have tendencies to exhibit "behavioral problems". I doubt it's a urinary track infection because she uses the litter...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-12-2006, 01:33 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 5,270
Posted By Dijonay
I'm calling the Fab Five! :shake:

I'm calling the Fab Five! :shake:
Forum: Surveys 09-12-2006, 10:27 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,665
Posted By Dijonay
Au contraire, mon frere....Philly has...(da da...

Au contraire, mon frere....Philly has...(da da dummmm) THE CAVE.

And the boys are HOT. And they use Avon Skin So Soft to stay nice and...uh...I'm not sure how to describe it, but they have better...
Forum: Make a Suggestion or Report a Problem Here 09-12-2006, 08:57 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,000
Posted By Dijonay
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Make a Suggestion or Report a Problem Here 09-11-2006, 03:45 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,000
Posted By Dijonay
Yeah

Yeah
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-11-2006, 03:44 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 6,610
Posted By Dijonay
Good lord, not another one... :shake:[/QUOTE] ...

Good lord, not another one... :shake:[/QUOTE]

:tup:
Forum: Surveys 09-11-2006, 03:15 PM
Replies: 39
Poll: Candyland
Views: 2,243
Posted By Dijonay
:clap:

:clap:
Forum: Surveys 09-11-2006, 03:01 PM
Replies: 39
Poll: Candyland
Views: 2,243
Posted By Dijonay
I voted an everybody game, but now that I look at...

I voted an everybody game, but now that I look at the picture, the little boy on the game does seem a little ummm, how shall we say......gay? :wave:

[[spoiler removed]][/QUOTE]

:shake:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-11-2006, 02:29 PM
Replies: 136
Views: 6,610
Posted By Dijonay
I'm totally Woohoo!!! :clap:

I'm totally Woohoo!!! :clap:
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