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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-23-2018, 12:31 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 4,403
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
This song should help MM decide. ...

This song should help MM decide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB9W8St1pDc

[[spoiler removed]]
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-21-2018, 05:40 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 4,403
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
There's going to be more and better food in...

There's going to be more and better food in Chicago than any flyover town.

You should make up Cost of Living with salary, theoretically.

Airport is a dumb concern.

Weather is a totally valid...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-21-2018, 05:38 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 4,403
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
You can also just get an Uber/Lyft from...

You can also just get an Uber/Lyft from to/anywhere at anytime.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-21-2018, 05:34 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 4,403
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Westley is Upton Sinclair? I wouldn't have...

Westley is Upton Sinclair?

I wouldn't have guessed given his political tendencies...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-21-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 4,403
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker,...

Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders:

They tell me...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-20-2018, 09:37 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 927
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
The gift was appreciated, but it was a little...

The gift was appreciated, but it was a little awkward because one part of my wife's had not yet arrived from indonesia. Also because, it's hard to give a meaningful gift when everything feels...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-18-2018, 06:52 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
It's hard to tell what the other guy is like...

It's hard to tell what the other guy is like because we have a highly unreliable narrator.

If he's really trying to take advantage of as many people as possible, then I don't mind if KoA murders...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-18-2018, 02:36 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 1,235
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
This is a very twisty argument because all...

This is a very twisty argument because all morality appears to stem from mammal brain-- herd-instinct-- evolutionary beneficial-- programming.

I get the idea of overriding our baser instincts for...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-18-2018, 02:12 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
If someone actually stole $10k from you that...

If someone actually stole $10k from you that would make for an interesting story. But for one thing it doesn't sound like he stole it so much as lost it. And that he's not any more happy about it...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-18-2018, 09:00 AM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
If there's one thing we've learned time and...

If there's one thing we've learned time and again, it's that your stories and explanations always make other people sympathetic to your cause. I'm sure your court case will go down like many...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-16-2018, 03:12 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
KoA always reminds me of that scene in x-men...

KoA always reminds me of that scene in x-men where magneto randomly negs the pyro kid..
"You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different."
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-16-2018, 02:28 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Yeah, exactly. You still suffer from...

Yeah, exactly. You still suffer from poor-man-itis.

The nice thing about having a fat-cat white-collar job is you don't have to be petty all the time.

It doesn't cost much to be a vaguely...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-16-2018, 01:28 PM
Replies: 229
Views: 6,897
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
I wouldn't go way out of your way to keep and...

I wouldn't go way out of your way to keep and maintain his stuff, but why on Earth would you "hostage" a homeless dude's cheap junk.

Maybe after this is all over, you can find him on the street...
Forum: Software & Technology 02-15-2018, 11:17 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 51,300
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Or maybe that's too weird. Probably would make...

Or maybe that's too weird. Probably would make more sense to just put the premium to the side...

[Premium]
[Premium][Admin]
[Premium][Claims]
Forum: Software & Technology 02-15-2018, 11:12 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 51,300
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Okay, new plan.Make premium slightly wider than...

Okay, new plan.Make premium slightly wider than admin and claims...
So that it contains them.

Raise the Y axis and make it the break even point.

So like gains would look like:

[ premium ]...
Forum: Software & Technology 02-15-2018, 10:38 AM
Replies: 307
Views: 51,300
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
In my dream visualizations of our finances, I...

In my dream visualizations of our finances, I imagine stacked columns that represent our balances for each segment.

From bottom to top, it's Claims PMPM (broken down by RX, IP, OP, etc.) each a...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-15-2018, 09:28 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Ahh my cat has the hiccups and it's alarming!

Ahh my cat has the hiccups and it's alarming!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-15-2018, 08:48 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Well glad you guys found it informative. That's...

Well glad you guys found it informative. That's more important. :)
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 12:08 PM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
My bff, who has migraines and back issues that...

My bff, who has migraines and back issues that have caused her to literally pass out in pain, never reported above an 8...

Eventually her doc told her that she needs to recalibrate. "Make 10 the...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 10:58 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
http://www.english.emory.edu/classes/Shakespeare_I...

http://www.english.emory.edu/classes/Shakespeare_Illustrated/Fuseli.Nightmare2.jpg

Tiffany, is this your problem?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 10:28 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Try this one weird trick and you'll stop wanting...

Try this one weird trick and you'll stop wanting to kill yourself all the time for no reason.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 09:59 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Snik posted a pretty good description of...

Snik posted a pretty good description of Depression earlier.
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2013/05/depression-part-two.html

If you haven't read it, then you should-- it's hilarious.
If...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 09:57 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Dear TBISMMALN, You're a credentialed actuary...

Dear TBISMMALN,
You're a credentialed actuary so nobody really cares how much you yawn. You could probably take a nap under your desk like George Castanza.

I hope you have no suicidal thoughts...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-14-2018, 09:48 AM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Would not be the first time someone was...

Would not be the first time someone was pessimistic about a project because of the invisible supernatural forces involved.

Maybe Tiff needs an exorcist...?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-13-2018, 05:42 PM
Replies: 635
Views: 13,796
Posted By Sredni Vashtar
Might be impossible. The brain operates on a...

Might be impossible. The brain operates on a pretty small scale.

On a small enough scale it can be literally impossible to do certain things, practicalities aside.
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