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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-10-2020, 05:40 PM
Replies: 13,294
Views: 1,988,256
Posted By IMP
I am very disappointed in you guys.

I am very disappointed in you guys.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-10-2020, 01:04 PM
Replies: 13,294
Views: 1,988,256
Posted By IMP
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle...

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. She lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says,'I suppose you won't be needing a drink.' Naked...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Personal Finance/Investing 04-22-2020, 12:15 PM
Replies: 1,238
Views: 194,823
Posted By IMP
Got my mom the Costco Visa Card 2 years ago. She...

Got my mom the Costco Visa Card 2 years ago. She got back a few hundred each year. But I found out yesterday she didn’t pay the balance each month like I told her she needed to. So much for the...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-20-2020, 10:40 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 769
Posted By IMP
The last time they were here was a month ago....

The last time they were here was a month ago. They wore gloves. And used my vacuums instead of bringing theirs in. I stopped having them come and am still paying every other week.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 04-19-2020, 10:06 PM
Replies: 693
Views: 55,959
Posted By IMP
Why in the world did I binge the entire season...

Why in the world did I binge the entire season and reunion episode of Love Is Blind? I don’t even watch stupid Bachelor! It was partly entertaining with a few good lol moments and a few holy cow...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-17-2020, 02:09 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 4,526
Posted By IMP
My married brother with 2 kids got a deposit in...

My married brother with 2 kids got a deposit in their account. Not the full amount bc of their earnings

My mother who is furloughed hasn’t gotten her money yet and her wages are below the limit. ...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-17-2020, 12:55 PM
Replies: 13,294
Views: 1,988,256
Posted By IMP
Don’t knock it til you try it!

Don’t knock it til you try it!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-17-2020, 12:50 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 285
Posted By IMP
Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle! :exams:

Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle! :exams:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 09:15 PM
Replies: 10,095
Views: 780,285
Posted By IMP
:yikes:

:yikes:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 06:15 PM
Replies: 10,095
Views: 780,285
Posted By IMP
That depends on who the Ďweí are.

That depends on who the Ďweí are.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 06:12 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 572
Posted By IMP
So did I. I liked him in Cocoon.

So did I. I liked him in Cocoon.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 06:10 PM
Replies: 312
Views: 13,130
Posted By IMP
Also, glad u were able to get back. Wow!

Also, glad u were able to get back. Wow!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 06:09 PM
Replies: 312
Views: 13,130
Posted By IMP
You should have taken the lickdown offer imo

You should have taken the lickdown offer imo
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 03:12 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 334
Posted By IMP
What goes up must come down.

What goes up must come down.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-16-2020, 09:24 AM
Replies: 10,095
Views: 780,285
Posted By IMP
i miss this guy

i miss this guy
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-14-2020, 12:00 PM
Replies: 246
Views: 9,095
Posted By IMP
Something tells me I may want to buy a lot of...

Something tells me I may want to buy a lot of shares of this company.

https://www.flowbee.com
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-14-2020, 11:02 AM
Replies: 246
Views: 9,095
Posted By IMP
I also havenít shaved in a long time 40885

I also havenít shaved in a long time

40885
Forum: Non-Actuarial Personal Finance/Investing 04-10-2020, 09:48 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,140
Posted By IMP
Wow. Thatís great. Best I have gotten was 2.75...

Wow. Thatís great. Best I have gotten was 2.75 with a few points.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Personal Finance/Investing 04-10-2020, 11:49 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,140
Posted By IMP
I was told yesterday by a broker about the 300k...

I was told yesterday by a broker about the 300k level.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 04-08-2020, 02:51 PM
Replies: 693
Views: 55,959
Posted By IMP
My friend has had way too much time on his hands...

My friend has had way too much time on his hands lately.

40849
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-08-2020, 11:24 AM
Replies: 13,294
Views: 1,988,256
Posted By IMP
40848

40848
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-07-2020, 09:20 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 549
Posted By IMP
How is you cousin?

How is you cousin?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-07-2020, 09:12 PM
Replies: 10,095
Views: 780,285
Posted By IMP
A friend of mine is a paramedic down here and he...

A friend of mine is a paramedic down here and he said he felt he had to go where there is a bigger need. He left Sunday for NY. His wife sent me this text today

He said it’s absolutely insane up...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-07-2020, 09:06 PM
Replies: 633
Views: 24,065
Posted By IMP
My friend’s cousin is off the ventilator and out...

My friend’s cousin is off the ventilator and out of ICU!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 04-07-2020, 11:34 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 802
Posted By IMP
Because I am a cheap actuary saving on the water...

Because I am a cheap actuary saving on the water bill. do you really think I havenít showered in 3 weeks? Iím not on Survivor!
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