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Forum: Sports Yesterday, 11:09 PM
Replies: 165
Views: 7,887
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I have a question. Is goalie such a specialized...

I have a question. Is goalie such a specialized goal that a team would rather use a reserve amateur rather than one of the other pro guys on the team?

For example, if you lose your center in...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics Yesterday, 02:07 PM
Replies: 362
Views: 19,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Decameron pt 2 imo

Decameron pt 2 imo
Forum: General Actuarial 02-22-2020, 07:56 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 195
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Some people have the mindset that once they get...

Some people have the mindset that once they get into a position of management, lower level people will do programming for them, so it's not worth investing a lot of time in it if they won't be doing...
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-22-2020, 01:02 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I dunno what a social walk is, but if it's a...

I dunno what a social walk is, but if it's a mandatory thing in the name of culture then that's definitely kool-aid.

:shutters:
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-21-2020, 01:24 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
http://archive.is/JVPMv

http://archive.is/JVPMv
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-21-2020, 12:56 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
We have our own version of this with, "well I got...

We have our own version of this with, "well I got through the exams to get to where I am, so you have to too so I'm not going to make it easy for you" mentality.
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-21-2020, 12:54 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Investment bankers are sold with stories of...

Investment bankers are sold with stories of untold riches if they put in their two years, so they do it and will put up with literally anything to get through it.

Or at least that's my...
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-21-2020, 11:56 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I think to a certain extent the executives don't...

I think to a certain extent the executives don't really care about productivity or superior customer service. They just want to feel in control.
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-21-2020, 01:03 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Yeah so according to some person on reddit who...

Yeah so according to some person on reddit who claims to have worked there, one of the devices mentioned in the article looks like this:

[[spoiler removed]]
...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-20-2020, 05:13 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 6,668
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Dunno really depends Asian insta-old at age...

Dunno really depends

Asian insta-old at age 60 might happen
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-20-2020, 03:36 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 6,668
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I only interact with her via phone because I...

I only interact with her via phone because I don't wanna know
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-20-2020, 03:27 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 6,668
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I haven't tried because I don't wanna know if I'm...

I haven't tried because I don't wanna know if I'm gonna be bald
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-20-2020, 02:44 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 6,135
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
This just in, Barclays scraps creepy employee...

This just in, Barclays scraps creepy employee monitoring system that was implemented in the name of transparency. Kool-Aid highlighted:



Thinking about going into investment banking? Think...
Forum: Professional Surveys 02-20-2020, 11:31 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,649
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Resume incoming

Resume incoming
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-20-2020, 01:17 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
More works, not exactly sure if these count as...

More works, not exactly sure if these count as concertos but they're in the same box titled cello concertos:

Fauré: Élégie in C minor, Op. 24

Bruch: Kol Nidrei, Op. 47

Tchaikovsky:...
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-20-2020, 01:15 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
More cello concerts from the box I've been...

More cello concerts from the box I've been listening to:

Haydn: Cello Concerto No. 2 in D Major

Schumann Cello Concerto in A minor, Op 129

Saint-Saens Cello Concerto No. 1 in A minor, Op. 33...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-19-2020, 08:00 PM
Replies: 117
Views: 14,573
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
the guy who invented cut, copy, and paste has...

the guy who invented cut, copy, and paste has died:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Tesler
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-19-2020, 06:06 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Yeah you know what I should at least listen. I...

Yeah you know what I should at least listen. I also downloaded some of Khrennikov's works despite what he did in the USSR just out of curiosity.

I dunno about Levine though...just finding his name...
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-19-2020, 06:03 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I just got a big box of cello concertos which is...

I just got a big box of cello concertos which is why I'm listening to them in that order:

https://www.prestomusic.com/classical/products/8512699--cello-concertos

It's 15 CDs worth for 12 bucks...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-19-2020, 05:55 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 856
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
The next time you take your gf to Sicily you'll...

The next time you take your gf to Sicily you'll be glad you did. You might end up saving her life.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-19-2020, 04:17 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 856
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
Build up a slow tolerance by eating 1-day old...

Build up a slow tolerance by eating 1-day old pizza and then increasing the wait time from there. Eventually you'll be able to win in a battle of wits against a Sicilian.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-19-2020, 03:59 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I purchased Handel's Rodelinda for the hefty...

I purchased Handel's Rodelinda for the hefty price of $32. I like it so far, but I guess the thing with Handel's Operas is that they sound really similar to each other...I think if you were to listen...
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-19-2020, 12:30 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 904
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I would think so, but mistakes are part of...

I would think so, but mistakes are part of learning how to be an actuary, so that's to be expected. Experienced actuaries make the same mistakes, that's why you need peer review.

Regarding the SQL...
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 02-18-2020, 06:05 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,140
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I read about this huge ass instrument called an...

I read about this huge ass instrument called an octobass, look how big it is!
...
Forum: Careers - Employment 02-18-2020, 03:56 PM
Replies: 99
Views: 5,859
Posted By Colonel Smoothie
I made a difference this morning by pooping. I...

I made a difference this morning by pooping. I figure it'll make its way back into the food chain by fertilising something.
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