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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 05:23 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,445
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Now I know y'all be loving this shit right here ...

Now I know y'all be loving this shit right here
L.I.M.P Bizkit is right here
People in the house put them hands in the air
Cause if you don't care
Then we don't care
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 05:20 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,175
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
"if"?

"if"?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 04:30 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,175
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Or go suck dicks down the docks. I'm not your mom.

Or go suck dicks down the docks. I'm not your mom.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 04:28 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,175
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Dude. If you don't know what you want to do with...

Dude. If you don't know what you want to do with your life, we won't be able to tell you.
You've got a solid base job here. You've got money, and time. Work out what you really want to do and you'll...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 10:27 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,249
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
It's not a phrase I'd use, but I thought it was...

It's not a phrase I'd use, but I thought it was related to "pain in the butt". Sort of saying "you don't need to act like [thing] is a pain in the butt".
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-01-2019, 05:46 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 3,766
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Yeah, in most of his interactions he comes across...

Yeah, in most of his interactions he comes across as a bit of a wind-up merchant. Every so often, he can be a complete dick.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-30-2019, 01:00 AM
Replies: 199
Views: 3,766
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
OK. Just listen to our suggestions then say "hey...

OK. Just listen to our suggestions then say "hey guys, I ignored what you said, and spent a shitload of money on it instead". That's the endgame here, isn't it?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-29-2019, 05:44 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 3,766
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Go down on her.

Go down on her.
Forum: Careers - Employment 09-29-2019, 03:53 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,829
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Negotiation works if: - you are willing to walk...

Negotiation works if:
- you are willing to walk away
- they don't want to let you

Then you have a good hand to play. At lower levels they've likely picked you as the best of a good bunch, so...
Forum: Careers - Employment 09-22-2019, 03:42 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,829
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Oh. These have all involved moving job. That's...

Oh. These have all involved moving job. That's kinda my default position, I've no idea how to negotiate a good deal without threatening to leave.
Forum: Careers - Employment 09-22-2019, 03:39 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,829
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
What do you mean by 'negotiating'? I've been...

What do you mean by 'negotiating'?

I've been able to get pay rises, signing on bonuses, better perks, and higher grades, all by threatening to turn down the offer without them. It didn't feel like...
Forum: Careers - Employment 09-20-2019, 04:47 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,925
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Don't worry about it now, go in on Monday, look...

Don't worry about it now, go in on Monday, look at the model and if it's way beyond your level of VBA tell your boss that it'll take a few days to get your head round it.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-19-2019, 09:56 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
It's French for "the bag"

It's French for "the bag"
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-19-2019, 08:11 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Whereas TPM is more "my uncle's goblet is half...

Whereas TPM is more "my uncle's goblet is half full"
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 05:47 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Nonsense. She sits around, in a position of...

Nonsense. She sits around, in a position of responsibility but no power, and is consistently bailed out by the authorities whenever things don't go according to plan.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 05:39 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Also. It's not my fault that Everest came along...

Also. It's not my fault that Everest came along too late to make the theme tune.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 05:38 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
I don't understand them, I'm scared of them, and...

I don't understand them, I'm scared of them, and they ask me questions I don't know how to answer. They're a lot like the poor in those respects.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 05:26 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Rocky! Zuma! Crippling need to put down...

Rocky!
Zuma!
Crippling need to put down strangers on the internet!
Yeah! They're on their way!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 05:10 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Here we go, pauper troll. Woah oh oh oh, pauper...

Here we go, pauper troll.
Woah oh oh oh, pauper troll
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-15-2019, 03:15 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
:h5:

:h5:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2019, 03:26 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
I mean, that is totally a sign of "the elite"....

I mean, that is totally a sign of "the elite". They all eat enough pre-packed tomatoes for lunch to turn their stools red. That's proper breeding.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2019, 03:18 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
Fair enough. That does put you in the 1%. Not...

Fair enough. That does put you in the 1%.
Not the 1% you were thinking of, but it's a 1%. And that's what matters.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2019, 03:08 PM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
No-one can eat 3 of tomatoes and 4 of melon...

No-one can eat 3 of tomatoes and 4 of melon quickly. That's, what? 2 packs of each? That's a full afternoon worth of eating.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-13-2019, 02:20 AM
Replies: 674
Views: 20,985
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
How? I spend less than that on dinner for 2...

How?
I spend less than that on dinner for 2 from there.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 09-11-2019, 12:02 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 1,831
Posted By GargoyleWaiting
I don't know how easy it is to get BBC iplayer...

I don't know how easy it is to get BBC iplayer stuff outside of the UK, but if you can, I'd recommend listening to the "Stranger than Sci-Fi" series - which links sci-fi science into real science....
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