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Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-13-2019, 12:59 PM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
" Wait. You dropped your phony dog poo." "...

" Wait. You dropped your phony dog poo."
" What phony dog poo?"
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-08-2019, 11:31 AM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
So they have a record of your performance history...

So they have a record of your performance history in case they want to fire you in the future.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-01-2019, 04:55 PM
Replies: 768
Views: 30,096
Posted By Samir
Yes, she's the owner. She works by herself at her...

Yes, she's the owner. She works by herself at her office. I know, if it were a salon with other workers, you tip even if it's the owner. But she's by herself, so I don't know the rules.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 02-01-2019, 04:32 PM
Replies: 768
Views: 30,096
Posted By Samir
TL,DR Question: If you go to a massage...

TL,DR

Question: If you go to a massage therapist who is self-employed(own office, works by herself), do you have to tip her?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 01-30-2019, 02:45 PM
Replies: 298
Views: 8,680
Posted By Samir
Welcome to the AO!

Welcome to the AO!
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 01-23-2019, 02:28 PM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I...

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey. But I finally turned myself around.
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 01-14-2019, 02:08 PM
Replies: 6,641
Views: 551,200
Posted By Samir
It was good. Slap! It was bad. Slap! It was...

It was good. Slap!
It was bad. Slap!
It was good. Slap!
It was bad. Slap!

It was good and bad. It was ok!
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 01-12-2019, 03:06 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 5,318
Posted By Samir
The curtains between first class and economy...

The curtains between first class and economy closing.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 12-19-2018, 12:30 PM
Replies: 4,553
Views: 648,501
Posted By Samir
Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He...

Did you hear about the Mexican magician? He starts his act by counting..."uno...dos...", then disappears without a tres.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-29-2018, 07:05 PM
Replies: 108
Views: 4,161
Posted By Samir
Just don't name her this... ...

Just don't name her this...

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/mom-accuses-southwest-airlines-employee-publicly-mocking-5-year-olds-name-131855912.html
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-02-2018, 01:27 PM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
Why did the Irishman put only 239 beans in the...

Why did the Irishman put only 239 beans in the soup?

[[spoiler removed]]
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-01-2018, 04:25 PM
Replies: 5,278
Views: 507,291
Posted By Samir
Don't tell me how the book ends or else... ...

Don't tell me how the book ends or else...

http://www.latimes.com/books/la-et-jc-anarctica-stabbing-books-20181030-story.html
Forum: TV Shows, Movies, Books, etc 10-05-2018, 01:24 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,038
Posted By Samir
Transgender Movie Remake

Ghostbusters was remade with an all female cast.

So was Ocean's Eleven as Ocean's Eight.

What other movies with mainly male casts do you think can be remade with all female?

How about...
...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-05-2018, 10:47 AM
Replies: 403
Views: 31,726
Posted By Samir
Korny

Korny
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 09-08-2018, 04:13 PM
Replies: 11,444
Views: 1,536,255
Posted By Samir
https://mymodernmet.com/funny-puns-signs-indian-hi...

https://mymodernmet.com/funny-puns-signs-indian-hills-community-center/
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 08-16-2018, 01:34 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,195
Posted By Samir
If you don't need antihistamine, instead of...

If you don't need antihistamine, instead of Benadryl then, just take the Nyquil ZZZZ. It has the same sleeping ingredient of Benadryl but double the dose.

I have tried Benadryl. It makes me feel...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-23-2018, 02:37 PM
Replies: 4,553
Views: 648,501
Posted By Samir
What did the oxygen atom say when it met the...

What did the oxygen atom say when it met the magnesium atom?

[[spoiler removed]]
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-05-2018, 12:24 PM
Replies: 310
Views: 20,377
Posted By Samir
Maybe he meant psychoant.

Maybe he meant psychoant.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-05-2018, 11:11 AM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
Badda Book Badda Boom...

Badda Book Badda Boom...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 07-05-2018, 01:32 AM
Replies: 341
Views: 15,058
Posted By Samir
Has anybody flown EasyJet in Europe?

Has anybody flown EasyJet in Europe?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 06-20-2018, 08:55 PM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
Who, who, who? Asking for my owl.

Who, who, who? Asking for my owl.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 06-19-2018, 04:11 PM
Replies: 113
Views: 4,616
Posted By Samir
No last yearís Prada for sure.

No last yearís Prada for sure.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 06-16-2018, 12:24 PM
Replies: 20,390
Views: 2,156,651
Posted By Samir
I think I'm suffering from depression. I know...

I think I'm suffering from depression. I know exactly when it started: Nov. 8, 2016.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 06-14-2018, 04:28 PM
Replies: 1,109
Views: 103,752
Posted By Samir
New one with the two women: Jane: "It's...

New one with the two women:

Jane: "It's flispy: flavorful and crispy. I like putting words together to make a new one. I also came up with Labradoodle."

Kim: " You have a Labrador that draws?"...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 06-11-2018, 01:39 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 4,694
Posted By Samir
I remember when he did a show in Peru. People...

I remember when he did a show in Peru. People there eat guinea pigs. It's a specialty. So he tried it. He said that he could serve it in his restaurant in New York, just give it a French name, and...
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