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Forum: Software & Technology 11-07-2019, 02:23 PM
Replies: 11
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Posted By Turd Ferguson
Thanks Obama! :roll:

Thanks Obama! :roll:
Forum: Software & Technology 11-07-2019, 01:13 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 226
Posted By Turd Ferguson
is "be Canadian" an exclusion? I haven't seen...

is "be Canadian" an exclusion? I haven't seen that email yet either (but that doesn't mean I didn't get it)
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-07-2019, 09:59 AM
Replies: 530
Views: 10,363
Posted By Turd Ferguson
https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-12-2015/Q483FH.gif

https://i.makeagif.com/media/2-12-2015/Q483FH.gif
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-06-2019, 05:01 PM
Replies: 783
Views: 54,816
Posted By Turd Ferguson
go read his post again... he's going out of his...

go read his post again... he's going out of his way to ensure his water is warm

...or at least that's how I took it. :shrug:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-06-2019, 04:50 PM
Replies: 783
Views: 54,816
Posted By Turd Ferguson
why would you want warm water to brush your...

why would you want warm water to brush your teeth?? :shudder:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-06-2019, 12:34 PM
Replies: 530
Views: 10,363
Posted By Turd Ferguson
ummm.....

ummm.....
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-04-2019, 03:03 PM
Replies: 12,343
Views: 1,741,769
Posted By Turd Ferguson
you cited the weirdest and cringiest reason that...

you cited the weirdest and cringiest reason that most regular humans wouldn't even consider as an actual reason. (or at least denying that it was ever considered).

there was an internet story a...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-04-2019, 01:07 PM
Replies: 12,343
Views: 1,741,769
Posted By Turd Ferguson
I'd be a LOT weirded out by that, that's my...

I'd be a LOT weirded out by that, that's my point. citing the fact that character A and character B had carnal relations as why you shouldn't do a daddy-daughter costume is the dumbest thing I've...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 11-04-2019, 12:12 PM
Replies: 12,343
Views: 1,741,769
Posted By Turd Ferguson
jfc... it's a kid dressed up for Halloween. ...

jfc... it's a kid dressed up for Halloween. this is possible the worst argument against him dressing as Ant-Man that could ever be conceived.

Kit Harrington's daughter: I want to be Daenerys for...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-28-2019, 07:08 PM
Replies: 2,235
Views: 109,916
Posted By Turd Ferguson
I'm not sure if this annoys me more than it...

I'm not sure if this annoys me more than it should, or if it annoys me the appropriate amount...

when people at the airport huddle around the baggage carousel as close as they can to where the...
Forum: Software & Technology 10-25-2019, 05:33 PM
Replies: 25,194
Views: 6,353,703
Posted By Turd Ferguson
the bold is what goes through my head every time,...

the bold is what goes through my head every time, that I do not have time to type out. I wish you could customize quick chats...

"Easy there, Big Shoots"
"Go back to GC if you're so good"
"Keep...
Forum: Software & Technology 10-25-2019, 04:38 PM
Replies: 25,194
Views: 6,353,703
Posted By Turd Ferguson
yeah, they were typing.... at one point, I...

yeah, they were typing....

at one point, I came up and committed to a ball that I admittedly shouldn't have, and it led to us getting scored on. I got "bro, play some gd defense already" or...
Forum: Software & Technology 10-25-2019, 01:09 PM
Replies: 25,194
Views: 6,353,703
Posted By Turd Ferguson
I've also been using the Fennec, and really...

I've also been using the Fennec, and really enjoying it. And yeah, we'll go with that car as the reason I can't do smooth dribbles and consistent flicks.. :tfh:

I hit gold rank in Rumble last...
Forum: Sports 10-22-2019, 12:10 PM
Replies: 704
Views: 67,305
Posted By Turd Ferguson
I played in a scramble tourney last week, which...

I played in a scramble tourney last week, which has been my only round of golf since August, and I fear it will be my last of 2019. We hit 17 GIR, including having eagle putts on both par-5s. Almost...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-21-2019, 05:23 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 853
Posted By Turd Ferguson
would you rather be the top scientist in your...

would you rather be the top scientist in your field or have mad cow disease?
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-21-2019, 04:04 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,114
Posted By Turd Ferguson
maybe it's jerky made from retired sumo...

maybe it's jerky made from retired sumo wrestlers...
Forum: Sports 10-17-2019, 01:05 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 659
Posted By Turd Ferguson
or you're totally overthinking the training...

or you're totally overthinking the training exercise that obviously will improve table management. one of the two. :shrug:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-17-2019, 12:26 PM
Replies: 118
Views: 6,553
Posted By Turd Ferguson
click on his name in any post he's made, then...

click on his name in any post he's made, then view public profile. do that every couple weeks to stay up to speed on the avatar sitch... #ez-rapen
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-15-2019, 06:06 PM
Replies: 2,235
Views: 109,916
Posted By Turd Ferguson
while I'm at it, I'm aware that they're...

while I'm at it, I'm aware that they're technically words, but operationalize, productionize and socialize (in terms of emailing a report to a few people) can also go die in a fire.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-15-2019, 05:58 PM
Replies: 2,235
Views: 109,916
Posted By Turd Ferguson
when people use "solution" as a verb. ie....

when people use "solution" as a verb.

ie. "and then it's up to our team to decide if we can solution that internally or create a service ticket"

GFY, that's not how you use that word!! :swear:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 06:22 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,320
Posted By Turd Ferguson
yep. the wrong angle will totally leave your...

yep. the wrong angle will totally leave your butt hurting.

...I know this because it happened to a friend of mine. :tfh:
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 02:28 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 1,811
Posted By Turd Ferguson
There are a couple one-off restaurants here that...

There are a couple one-off restaurants here that are really good, but the best chain in town is The Keg (I believe it's almost exclusively Canadian).

and as far as the comment in the FAQ about...
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 01:50 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,320
Posted By Turd Ferguson
Fair, and I think I was trying to say I don't buy...

Fair, and I think I was trying to say I don't buy VA's premise as the starting point if that definition is the meaning we all understand. I just don't see the logical train from one to the other.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-11-2019, 01:00 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,320
Posted By Turd Ferguson
but that's not what butt hurt means.

but that's not what butt hurt means.
Forum: Non-Actuarial Topics 10-10-2019, 07:04 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,320
Posted By Turd Ferguson
what if, instead of using "butt hurt", we started...

what if, instead of using "butt hurt", we started using "butt sexed"?? would it be a gay slur then?

ie..



yeah, still not sure if that's gay slur or not. there are lots of educational...
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