That sounds even worse!!
A friend told me that his daughter (age 8 ) wanted to know what the "F-word" was. He didn't want to say it (a little knowledge can be dangerous in the wrong hands), so he told her it was "fudge."
A few days later at school, the daughter overheard another kid say, browbeating himself, "Oh, fudge!" And she squealed on him. His parents had to come to school, my friend had to come to school and explain everything. Oh the hilarity! Might make an interesting sit-com episode, if it hasn't already been done.