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Old 03-05-2015, 03:38 PM
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So the actuary goes bowling. (He enjoys this activity, as it gives him new and colorful shoes to look at.) First ball - into the left gutter. Second ball - into the right gutter. Actuary: "I win! I win!"

adapted from the old "a statistician goes hunting" joke
Eunt anni more fluentis aquae
Nec quae praeteriit, iterum revocabitur unda

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