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View Poll Results: Would you bank it?
Trick Questin or what, bank it dude 10 45.45%
I am good person, i will give to police 12 54.55%
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Old 07-03-2012, 08:35 PM
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If you see a bag with half a million dollars with a note indicating that it is criminal money, would you hand it to police or bank tha treasure...
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How are you supposed to "bank" it? Just walk up to a teller and say "Hi - I'd like to deposit half a million dollars in cash. Thanks!"
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How are you supposed to "bank" it? Just walk up to a teller and say "Hi - I'd like to deposit half a million dollars in cash. Thanks!"
You would also say "See that note pinned to the bag? Don't read it."
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How are you supposed to "bank" it? Just walk up to a teller and say "Hi - I'd like to deposit half a million dollars in cash. Thanks!"
I could probably explain it away by mentioning that I am an extremely successful stripper.
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half a million...banks will kiss your a$$ for that...no problem they will tell you...here is a credit card, would you like to invest in these junk stocks?
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half a million...banks will kiss your a$$ for that...no problem they will tell you...here is a credit card, would you like to invest in these junk stocks?
Any transaction over $10,000 gets reported to Treasury. The IRS would be all over your ass.
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How are you supposed to "bank" it? Just walk up to a teller and say "Hi - I'd like to deposit half a million dollars in cash. Thanks!"
Take money laundering 101.
But seriously, what kind of idiotic poll is this?
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Take money laundering 101.
But seriously, what kind of idiotic poll is this?

Try looking up money laundering in the dictionary.
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Take money laundering 101.
But seriously, what kind of idiotic poll is this?
I am not a native English speaker, but I don't start a sentence with "but".

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Give half to my mom, the other half to ao fan.
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