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Old 07-13-2012, 01:25 PM
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My friend and I went bowling a few weeks ago, then to a bar. The waitress brings us our drinks and leans over the table to put them down. She looks ok, and she's wearing a low-cut top. The cleavage looks enticing, so of course I try to sneak a peek down her shirt.

Then I notice it.

Chest hair! Not much, but it was there. My beer didn't taste so good mixed with the vomit that came up into my mouth.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:41 PM
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Or, you know, any number of hormonal imbalances.
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Old 07-13-2012, 01:43 PM
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My friend and I went bowling a few weeks ago, then to a bar. The waitress brings us our drinks and leans over the table to put them down. She looks ok, and she's wearing a low-cut top. The cleavage looks enticing, so of course I try to sneak a peek down her shirt.

Then I notice it.

Chest hair! Not much, but it was there. My beer didn't taste so good mixed with the vomit that came up into my mouth.
God was punishing you for sneaking a peek!
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2-3 years ago I was sitting in a Starbucks enjoying my Ice Latte. Right across from me was this incredibly hot Armenian girl who was sitting there with a blondie friend of hers ans she smiles at me. Then she comes over and she asks me if I wanted to join them. I did. I mean she was really hot. We exchanged phone nos and the next day, Friday, she called and asked me if I wanted to go out for dinner with her and her friends. She picked me up and we drove to the restaurant. She looked even sexier that day. So the guy at the front got the car and as we got out of the car- she was wearing a short dress- when I went over to her side I look down her cleavage and I noticed hair. It was disturbing yet I could not look away. I wanted to make sure. But it was indeed hair. I could not get my mind off of that. I sure did enjoy this incredible calamari salad but Good God. Long story short, she took be back, I rushed out of the car and we never talked again.

I mean hasn't science come up with something to remove the hair from that area yet? Can a girl understand that this may very well be the biggest turn-off for a guy? I mean often I'm being turned off by my own hair.
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Please bring back the 80s when we didn't have to listen to this mamby pamby metrosexual non-sense.

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