DNC Agenda

[Browncoat]

I hope our friends on the left can laugh at this with us, and maybe provide a few items from the agenda at the RNC that might be amusing.

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DNC convention in Denver


For those of you who wish to attend, here is the official schedule of events Subject: DNC convention in Denver

Be sure to get your tickets early, so you don't miss this!
Denver, Colorado Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm "How I Invented the Internet" - Al Gore

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hilary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:43 am Speech & Toast to the departure of "the Great Satan", G.W. Bush - Hugo Chavez

12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican Party

1:05 am Coronation of Hilary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home