So did you know you can't open the fridge from the inside

[abt5]

I really don't believe this. But I'm too afraid to try as I live alone.

[Aw Yeah]

i definitely saw that episode of that show i think it was whatever tony danza was on

[Agadefe]

A necessary safeguard imo

[Aw Yeah]

Originally Posted by Agadefe

A necessary safeguard imo

please elaborate

[JUICE]

Originally Posted by Aw Yeah

please elaborate

You don't want the chicken having a party while you're gone. There is an easier safeguard for this - I always remove the wings and thighs before refrigeration.

[Aw Yeah]

somehow i was expecting formletter to respond to that

[Agadefe]

Originally Posted by Aw Yeah

please elaborate

You never know what sort of things lurk in your fridge.

Not to be 'that guy', but I'd rather risk accidentally locking my 78-year old grandma in the fridge and having her a tad bit irked at me, than risk you-know-what coming out at 6:27pm on a Wednesday and eating my lower intestine imo.

[FormLetter]

Originally Posted by abt5

I really don't believe this. But I'm too afraid to try as I live alone.

The solitude you'll find inside the refrigerator will cleanse your soul. Do not be afraid.

[DaveTheBarbarian]

It's to keep the radiation out in the event that you hide in it during a nuclear explosion. The racks on the door are for storing your whip

[FormLetter]

Originally Posted by Agadefe

A necessary safeguard imo

Sometimes a fridge malfunctions and the victim can open the door. In those cases we employe what I refer to as "the port-o-potty treatment" and tip the fridge so it is door-side-down.