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Old 04-18-2012, 03:14 PM
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Some days, you scare me.
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Well, hey, I'm actually trying to murder people, but don't have a spoon handy. I'm just getting caught up.
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[political rant]Not if Obama stays in office. Our future then is limited.[/poltical rant]
by rant, do you mean nonsense?
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Old 04-18-2012, 03:15 PM
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I think 47 is a little too close to 18.
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1. Digging toy for the beach
2. Sail for a tiny boat
3. Transporter of eggs in egg and spoon races
4. Nose decoration
5. Digging a hole to China
6. Mixing sugar into your coffee
7. Moving food from dish to mouth
8. Measuring out liquid medicines
9. Musical instrument (tougher than it looks!)
10. Corporal punishment
11. Prop in the card game, "Spoons"
12. Subject of list to create on a Wednesday afternoon on the AO
13. Place to spin the fork on when eating spaghetti
14. Use two to crush a pill to be mixed into apple sauce or peanut butter for a child who cannot swallow pills
15. Decoration
*16. Inspiration (applies to The Tick and Arthur only)
17. Can be grinded and used as a drill bit
18. Can be ground down to use as a shiv
19. Flicking Cheerios at your siblings
*20. Makeshift mirror
21. Lever for a toaster where the lever broke off
22. Catapult
23. Flinging food in food fights
*24. Licked and stuck to your nose as something to make kids laugh
25. Scratching underneath a cast
26. magic tricks (bending spoon)
27. Weapon for a gnome (or any other creature < 12" tall)
28. Oar/paddle
29. Wind chimes
30. Teething apparatus for a baby
31. Puppet (hey, if I can make one from a tongue depressor, I can make one from a spoon)
32. Tongue depressor
33. Toy for a baby
34. Sound effects for a play
35. To hold hair in a bun
36. Toy lightsaber (as with so many things)
37. kindergarten art project
38. mixing cookie dough
39. Cheerio hockey (or candy hockey)
40. When you want to fork but just don't have the energy...
41. Mixing the air when playing tea party
*42. Indicator of wealth when found in an orafice
*43. Companion to the Cradle Cat
44. Someone for the Dish to kidnap . . . er . . . spoonnap
45. Stick inside homemade popsicle (well, I mean, I can't see why it wouldn't work)
46. Dig a shallow grave
47. Murder/Suicide
48. move food from dish to dish.
49. eye gouging
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1. Digging toy for the beach
2. Sail for a tiny boat
3. Transporter of eggs in egg and spoon races
4. Nose decoration
5. Digging a hole to China
6. Mixing sugar into your coffee
7. Moving food from dish to mouth
8. Measuring out liquid medicines
9. Musical instrument (tougher than it looks!)
10. Corporal punishment
11. Prop in the card game, "Spoons"
12. Subject of list to create on a Wednesday afternoon on the AO
13. Place to spin the fork on when eating spaghetti
14. Use two to crush a pill to be mixed into apple sauce or peanut butter for a child who cannot swallow pills
15. Decoration
*16. Inspiration (applies to The Tick and Arthur only)
17. Can be grinded and used as a drill bit
18. Can be ground down to use as a shiv
19. Flicking Cheerios at your siblings
*20. Makeshift mirror
21. Lever for a toaster where the lever broke off
22. Catapult
23. Flinging food in food fights
*24. Licked and stuck to your nose as something to make kids laugh
25. Scratching underneath a cast
26. magic tricks (bending spoon)
27. Weapon for a gnome (or any other creature < 12" tall)
28. Oar/paddle
29. Wind chimes
30. Teething apparatus for a baby
31. Puppet (hey, if I can make one from a tongue depressor, I can make one from a spoon)
32. Tongue depressor
33. Toy for a baby
34. Sound effects for a play
35. To hold hair in a bun
36. Toy lightsaber (as with so many things)
37. kindergarten art project
38. mixing cookie dough
39. Cheerio hockey (or candy hockey)
40. When you want to fork but just don't have the energy...
41. Mixing the air when playing tea party
*42. Indicator of wealth when found in an orafice
*43. Companion to the Cradle Cat
44. Someone for the Dish to kidnap . . . er . . . spoonnap
45. Stick inside homemade popsicle (well, I mean, I can't see why it wouldn't work)
46. Dig a shallow grave
47. Murder/Suicide
48. move food from dish to dish.
49. eye gouging
50. Hypnosis device.
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1. Digging toy for the beach
2. Sail for a tiny boat
3. Transporter of eggs in egg and spoon races
4. Nose decoration
5. Digging a hole to China
6. Mixing sugar into your coffee
7. Moving food from dish to mouth
8. Measuring out liquid medicines
9. Musical instrument (tougher than it looks!)
10. Corporal punishment
11. Prop in the card game, "Spoons"
12. Subject of list to create on a Wednesday afternoon on the AO
13. Place to spin the fork on when eating spaghetti
14. Use two to crush a pill to be mixed into apple sauce or peanut butter for a child who cannot swallow pills
15. Decoration
*16. Inspiration (applies to The Tick and Arthur only)
17. Can be grinded and used as a drill bit
18. Can be ground down to use as a shiv
19. Flicking Cheerios at your siblings
*20. Makeshift mirror
21. Lever for a toaster where the lever broke off
22. Catapult
23. Flinging food in food fights
*24. Licked and stuck to your nose as something to make kids laugh
25. Scratching underneath a cast
26. magic tricks (bending spoon)
27. Weapon for a gnome (or any other creature < 12" tall)
28. Oar/paddle
29. Wind chimes
30. Teething apparatus for a baby
31. Puppet (hey, if I can make one from a tongue depressor, I can make one from a spoon)
32. Tongue depressor
33. Toy for a baby
34. Sound effects for a play
35. To hold hair in a bun
36. Toy lightsaber (as with so many things)
37. kindergarten art project
38. mixing cookie dough
39. Cheerio hockey (or candy hockey)
40. When you want to fork but just don't have the energy...
41. Mixing the air when playing tea party
*42. Indicator of wealth when found in an orafice
*43. Companion to the Cradle Cat
44. Someone for the Dish to kidnap . . . er . . . spoonnap
45. Stick inside homemade popsicle (well, I mean, I can't see why it wouldn't work)
46. Dig a shallow grave
47. Murder/Suicide
48. move food from dish to dish.
49. eye gouging
50. hynosis device
51. attach to pen in coffee shop (to prevent people walking off with the pen)
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1. Digging toy for the beach
2. Sail for a tiny boat
3. Transporter of eggs in egg and spoon races
4. Nose decoration
5. Digging a hole to China
6. Mixing sugar into your coffee
7. Moving food from dish to mouth
8. Measuring out liquid medicines
9. Musical instrument (tougher than it looks!)
10. Corporal punishment
11. Prop in the card game, "Spoons"
12. Subject of list to create on a Wednesday afternoon on the AO
13. Place to spin the fork on when eating spaghetti
14. Use two to crush a pill to be mixed into apple sauce or peanut butter for a child who cannot swallow pills
15. Decoration
*16. Inspiration (applies to The Tick and Arthur only)
17. Can be grinded and used as a drill bit
18. Can be ground down to use as a shiv
19. Flicking Cheerios at your siblings
*20. Makeshift mirror
21. Lever for a toaster where the lever broke off
22. Catapult
23. Flinging food in food fights
*24. Licked and stuck to your nose as something to make kids laugh
25. Scratching underneath a cast
26. magic tricks (bending spoon)
27. Weapon for a gnome (or any other creature < 12" tall)
28. Oar/paddle
29. Wind chimes
30. Teething apparatus for a baby
31. Puppet (hey, if I can make one from a tongue depressor, I can make one from a spoon)
32. Tongue depressor
33. Toy for a baby
34. Sound effects for a play
35. To hold hair in a bun
36. Toy lightsaber (as with so many things)
37. kindergarten art project
38. mixing cookie dough
39. Cheerio hockey (or candy hockey)
40. When you want to fork but just don't have the energy...
41. Mixing the air when playing tea party
*42. Indicator of wealth when found in an orafice
*43. Companion to the Cradle Cat
44. Someone for the Dish to kidnap . . . er . . . spoonnap
45. Stick inside homemade popsicle (well, I mean, I can't see why it wouldn't work)
46. Dig a shallow grave
47. Murder/Suicide
48. move food from dish to dish.
49. eye gouging
50. hynosis device
51. attach to pen in coffee shop (to prevent people walking off with the pen)
52. Building a non-biodegradable fence between you and your neighbor
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Well, hey, I'm actually trying to murder people, but don't have a spoon handy. I'm just getting caught up.
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