What's up with that - Page 7

That Goblin · #61 07-14-2012, 03:27 PM

This thread has convinced me that I should post on cl now, looking for a date later tonight.

joni308 · #62 07-14-2012, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by That Goblin

Hey ladies. Here is another example of what not to put in your online profile. From an actual cl posting.

I want to get married. I am a Asian female.

OK, this is the easiest of all. When she says something like that she obviously means it and she is also most probably very desperate. What that means is that she is willing to do anything to prove to you that she is the right stuff and that there are enough good reasons for you to get married to her. Well, a woman knows VERY WELL what a guy truly wants: sex (and good food). She sure knows that. So she is willing to let you try the merchandise very early on because she thinks this is the one and only way (not the only really, she will also cook for you to show you that you will be taken good care of) to convince you it's a solid decision you are about to make. She cannot possibly understand that this might actually work against her. But even if she did she would still have to do it because how can a guy posssibly choose you if you are not giving him what he wants? What are you going to do? What are you going to say? "You know what? Marry me first and then I'll show you how much fun we two will have in the bedrooom". It doesn't work that way.

So, I say, when you see women looking desperate to get married to the point they say it out loud, and if you are strictly into sex, then go for it. It will be the easiest sex you'll ever have.

Now, if you do not want to get married, make sure you back out quick. Don't make the mistake to stick around for too long no matter how good the sex may be (or the food). Strategy guaranteed to work.

And the beauty of it all? Even if women find out about this dirty strategy, they still have no other alternative. They can't really change their strategy to defeat our strategy because there is really no other alternative. Oh, there is even more beauty to it. You can't really feel guilty because they are starting it. They try to take advantage of our team we are only defending ourselves and honor.

That Goblin · #63 07-14-2012, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by joni308

OK, this is the easiest of all. When she says something like that she obviously means it and she is also most probably very desperate. What that means is that she is willing to do anything to prove to you that she is the right stuff and that there are enough good reasons for you to get married to her. Well, a woman knows VERY WELL what a guy truly wants: sex (and good food). She sure knows that. So she is willing to let you try the merchandise very early on because she thinks this is the one and only way (not the only really, she will also cook for you to show you that you will be taken good care of) to convince you it's a solid decision you are about to make. She cannot possibly undesstand that this might actually work against her. But even if she did she would still have to do it because how can a guy posssibly choose you if you are not giving him what he wants? What are you going to do? What are you going to say? "You know what? Marry me first and then I'll show you how much fun we two will have in the bedrooom". It doesn't work that way.

So, I say, when you see women looking desperate to get married to the point they say it out loud, and if you strictly into sex, then go for it. It will be the easiest sex you'll ever had.

Now, if you do not want to get married, make sure you back out quick. Don't make the mistake to stick around for too long no matter how good the sex may be. Strategy guaranteed to work.

Hm. You're probably right. But I can't stand azn chicks with poor English skills.