Actuarial gym experience

[Gonzo]

they are awkward around you becuase they have previously discussed having a 3-way with you. now they are just waiting for a discreet signal from you. next time you see them together, walk up to them and place one hand on her breast, and the other on his crotch. this is the universal signal and will get you laid, in more ways than one.

[AnatomicallyIncorrect]

Seems a non-issue

[Super Silver Haze]

Originally Posted by Anthemyst

Can't believe no one's pointed out yet that you should have just nailed her on that bench.

I was kind of thinking it.

"Are you working on this bench?" "No." "Would you like to be?"

[BG5150]

Originally Posted by LifeIsAPoissonProcess

So what? Some random guy starts benching 120lbs, big whoop.

I just got this.

I lol'd.

[The Gamblor]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

Good insights in here. Agree I should have added excuse me but didnt mean to be a wimp and was already tired. The chick was just sitting there wasting space.

I feel like the guy is now trying to establish alpha status over me by showing off to his GF. They either think Im into the girl or they think Im into the guy.

But Im just gonna do my thing anyway.

I don't get it.

[The Drunken Actuary]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

Good insights in here. Agree I should have added excuse me but didnt mean to be a wimp and was already tired. The chick was just sitting there wasting space.

I feel like the guy is now trying to establish alpha status over me by showing off to his GF. They either think Im into the girl or they think Im into the guy.

But Im just gonna do my thing anyway.

Alpha.

[Colonel Smoothie]

You're doing it wrong. Instead of asking the girl, "Are you using this bench?" You should have asked the guy, "Are you using this B**ch?"

[WhyAndHow]

when you say you wanted to "work your bi's", does that mean you wanted to have sex with both of them?

[Mark Cavazos]

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

I think not but it started when she was on the stationary bike. There were 4 of them and she was on the 2nd and I went on the 3rd instead of the 4th which was right next to a wall and I wanted more breathing room.

Breathing room? What, is the wall pressing against your chest? It was a stationary bike, so it isn't like it will accidently move closer to the wall.

Originally Posted by Smart Actuary

I was doing intervals on the bike which can intimidate some.

This is where you are going wrong: nobody cares about what you are doing.