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Old 08-07-2012, 07:15 PM
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PEW! PEW!
OK that's pretty close.
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:35 PM
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:38 PM
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How is it possible that Buru Buru, ao fan, and a whole bunch of other random posters are all wack jables champions? Something's gotta give.
That's a lot of jables wackin'.
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Old 08-07-2012, 07:40 PM
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She cooks hot pockets.



But not doing anything right either, am I right?



Uh, not anymore?



This one is probably true. It would certainly explain some things.



What? Couldn't fit the fact that he got kicked out in there?



Ooooh, ominous and mysterious! He must get laid a lot.



False. The scrolling thing is awesome though.



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That is NOT what it stands for!!



Only half of that is true...



Works on several levels.



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Hey, I'm not on the list! You must agree that I'm a hero
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Old 08-07-2012, 08:09 PM
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My member description is some nonsense
It's perfectly sensical, but (like its owner) slightly confused.

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IIRC, didn't that get changed at someone else's request, not yours?
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It's the best thank-you I could manage after you ran the AOTH's. I tried to send you a wristwatch but you never wore it.
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:40 PM
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How is it possible that Buru Buru, ao fan, and a whole bunch of other random posters are all wack jables champions? Something's gotta give.
Are you implying that Buru Buru, ao fan, and a whole bunch of other random posters have something in common? hfbb.
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:20 AM
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listeria is not a legend of anything but being unfunny but i love her anyway like jews love sarah silverman even tho she's blah
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Old 08-08-2012, 12:27 AM
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Old 08-08-2012, 04:02 AM
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Mine was true until the AAA killed the reef.

Thanks for understanding.
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Old 08-09-2012, 01:22 AM
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