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| I am a male, with kids, and this is harmless and cost-efficient |
   
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10 | 19.23% |
| I am a male, with kids, and this makes you an unfit slob of a father |
  
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3 | 5.77% |
| I am a male, without kids, and as long as it doesn't bother me, I don't care what you do |
  
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15 | 28.85% |
| I am a male, without kids, and I'll never do this when the day comes |
  
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8 | 15.38% |
| I'm a female, with kids, and from experience, you do just about whatever keeps them occupied |
  
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1 | 1.92% |
| I'm a female, with kids, and you should be reported and sterilized |
  
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0 | 0% |
| I'm a female, without kids, and since kids are gross, doing something like this is no big deal |
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4 | 7.69% |
| I'm a female, without kids, and you're despicable in my unexperienced opinion |
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6 | 11.54% |
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5 | 9.62% |
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05-23-2007, 07:22 PM
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To eat, or not to eat
After dinner tonight, Wifey was clearing the table and I was tending to our ten-month-old rugrat in her highchair. We had chicken for supper, and I was going to give her a chicken bone to chew on but I was sufficiently fussed out by said Wifey. She said that was trash, and that I shouldn't be giving our child trash to eat. I told her it wasn't trash until it was thrown away and gotten all germy, that it was far too big to be swallowed, had plenty of flavor left, and would harmlessly pacify her.
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05-23-2007, 07:38 PM
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She probably has a couple teeth but there is no way that she would have been able to crush the bone like a dog. I think as long as you made sure there was no grissle she was going to get off and watched her closely so she didn't crack a tooth or the bone, sounds good to me. I would probably get slapped upside the head for even thinking about it though.
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05-23-2007, 07:39 PM
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05-23-2007, 07:47 PM
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JERRY: So lemme get this straight: you find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."
GEORGE: No, no. No, no, no. It was not trash! JERRY: Was it in the trash? GEORGE: Yes. JERRY: Then it was trash. GEORGE: It wasn't down in, it was sort of on top. JERRY: But it was in the cylinder! GEORGE: Above the rim. JERRY: Adjacent to refuse, is refuse. GEORGE: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on. JERRY: Was it eaten? GEORGE: One little bite. JERRY: Well, that's garbage. GEORGE: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt! JERRY: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides Man and Bum. You are now a Bum.
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05-23-2007, 08:36 PM
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First off, you should have eaten yourself.
Secondly, I always look at the potential upside and downside of things. Upside: she gets a little chicken. Downside: she chokes on the bone and possibly dies. Even without kids, I wouldn't have give it to her.
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05-23-2007, 09:46 PM
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So this is the market for which childrens life insurance is intended.
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