Jokes that remind you of an RF Poster

[L. Mo]

A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and
says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole tries to stick
his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger
moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is....


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You may never forgive me for this one...














MOLASSES!

[cubedbee]

Yes, this reminds me of Gandalf too. How weird.

[Skidoosh]

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty Minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.' He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'