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Old 09-29-2003, 12:53 PM
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The Mole Family


-- A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell
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it was funnier 2 weeks ago when I posted it.

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Old 09-29-2003, 01:28 PM
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why do you crave the spotlight so much. post naked pictures of you and your lesbian lover and get it over with already...........
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Old 09-29-2003, 01:40 PM
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you say that like there's something wrong with it!
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walk the walk dont just talk the talk.............its been weeks since i have been having these fantasies about you and Rosie O' Donnell. i need some pics. seriously.
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ok, I know I'm going to regret this, but why Rosie O'Donnell?
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Old 09-29-2003, 04:50 PM
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cuz i love canadian on canadian
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um, yea. she's not Canadian, and neither am I. Try again.
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walk the walk dont just talk the talk.............its been weeks since i have been having these fantasies about you and Rosie O' Donnell. i need some pics. seriously.

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cuz i love fur on fur

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