The Swan

[McUSA]

Did anybody catch this? I am ashamed to admit that I watched bits and pieces. The premise is that they take 2 ugly ducklings and perform lifestyle changes (crash diets) and plastic surgeries. Then the two starved siliconed ugly ducklings are judged and one goes on to a beauty pageant to be aired later.

The first episode was last Wednesday. They actually did a pretty good job on the first girl. However, all the before pictures were without makeup, so any girl is going to look a lot better professionally made up. The second chick was beyond repair. She started out fat and ugly and ended up fat, ugly but with blonde hair and big boobs.

The train wreck continues tonight (on Fox, of course).