White Elephant Gift Exchange

[TakeNine]

Rather than the normal gift exchange, involving putting gift ideas and drawing a relative's name out of hat, we're doing a white elephant gift exchange. (One person opens a gift, the next person has a choice to take an opened gift or open a wrapped gift, and so on.)

The problem is selecting a suitable gift, something funny or ugly. I have nothing at home that would be appropriate to regift, and I have no good ideas. Now, "The collected wit and wisdom of the Actuarial Outpost political forum" wouldn't be appreciated by my family, so I can't use that. I'm sure that someone here would have a good idea, right?