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Default Why God made mothers

Answers from my 33 year old daughter Mindi:
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BRILLIANT answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following

questions!

Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.



How did God make mothers ?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

3. God made my mom just the same like he made me.

He just used bigger parts.



What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and

everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they

mostly use string, I think.



Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

1. We're related

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's

moms like me.



What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of th at

other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would

be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.



What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?

Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs

and YES to chores?



Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom

eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.



Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's

such a goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff

under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she h as a lot more to

do than dad.



What's the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to

work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real

power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep

over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic. They make you feel better without

medicine.



What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.



What would it take to make your mom perfect?

>1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some

kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.



If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.

I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was

my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the

back of her head.
Sounds good to me!

Grampa Brad
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