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Old 10-18-2019, 07:58 PM
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so why shouldn't your kid aspire to do that too?

are you admitting a flaw in yourself here?
Because its a waste of time.

And yes, it is a flaw. I should find more productive uses of my time.
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Reminds me that I need to organise a family shoot at 3m
three months is definitely too young for guns. six months minimum
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Because its a waste of time.

And yes, it is a flaw. I should find more productive uses of my time.
FINALLY! Something we agree on!
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Old 10-18-2019, 09:44 PM
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Am I the first one to get polymath to admit he has flaws?
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Where do you think she ranks percentile-wise relative to similarly aged babies in the following categories:

1) Rolling over prowess
2) Poops/day
3) Eye contact
4) Grasping and holding
5) Giggle quantity/day
6) Sitting up
7) Cuteness/pound
8) Smile efficacy
9) Cuteness/inch
10) Tummy time mobility
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three months is definitely too young for guns. six months minimum
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Damn it feels good to be a parent
A real gangsta-ass parent plays his cards right
A real gangsta-ass parent never runs his ****ing mouth
'Cause real gangsta-ass parents don't start fights
And deadbeat dads always gotta high cap
Showing all his boys how he shot 'em
But real gangsta-ass parents don't flex nuts
'Cause real gangsta-ass parents know they got 'em
And everything's cool in the mind of a parent
'Cause gangsta-ass parents think deep
Up three-sixty-five ayo 24/7
'Cause real gangsta-ass parents don't sleep
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Wannabe, gonnabe, childless, birth-control-using pranksters
Is when the fire dies down what the **** you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a parent
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three months is definitely too young for guns. six months minimum
Get her a switchblade.
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Old 10-18-2019, 11:51 PM
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Awww, poly likes his kid. It almost makes him look human.
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Old 10-19-2019, 12:30 AM
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Both.

I need to transfer all of my knowledge and skills/abilities to my progeny.

She will go far.

She is a really beautiful baby as well (my wife was very happy about this as in Brazil they care a lot about this)
Wait until those British teeth come in
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