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Question All hell to break loose on 19 January, 2038?

Think about it, on the moments before 03:14:08 UTC, 19 January 2038, we've got:

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111000

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111001

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111010

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111011

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111100

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111101

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111110

01111111 11111111 11111111 11111111

OH SHOOT

10000000 00000000 00000000 00000000

We're back in 1901! Are you really 50 years old? Because the clock says you haven't even been born yet!
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Just think of it as some guaranteed retirement income for old coders, in much the same way that Y2K provided some extra spending dough for retirees who knew FORTRAN.
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I heard Yakov Smirnoff tell this joke on NPR once. I couldn't tell if he wrote it or not. It was a pretty interesting segment about how when comedians performed in Russia, they had to get the state's approval for the jokes they would tell. Also, the end of the cold war pretty much killed Yakov's career.
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I heard Yakov Smirnoff tell this joke on NPR once. I couldn't tell if he wrote it or not. It was a pretty interesting segment about how when comedians performed in Russia, they had to get the state's approval for the jokes they would tell. Also, the end of the cold war pretty much killed Yakov's career.
His vodka is no joke tho
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