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Old 07-17-2019, 08:54 AM
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When the handrail on the escalator moves faster than the carriage.
I can just feel the tension escalating in your body
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With your fingers.
Which is how you are supposed to eat all sushi except sashimi.
You should use chopsticks for sashimi.
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Posts like this will help this thread get some traction.
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Old 07-17-2019, 10:02 AM
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Posts like this will help this thread get some traction.
You mean it'll add more ups and downs with less effort?
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The avocados I bought are ripening unevenly.
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With your fingers.
Which is how you are supposed to eat all sushi except sashimi.
You should use chopsticks for sashimi.
I thought it was specifically nigiri and temaki with fingers... but maki, uramaki, and sashimi with chopsticks.
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Old 07-17-2019, 10:25 PM
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The avocados I bought are ripening unevenly.
And now they're almost $5 each at the grocery store.
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:30 PM
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Vertigo makes my stomach upset. The meclizine I take to get rid of the vertigo makes my stomach upset.
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:42 PM
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Vertigo makes my stomach upset. The meclizine I take to get rid of the vertigo makes my stomach upset.


But that seems like a legitimate gripe rather than something that bothers you more than it should.
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Old 07-18-2019, 01:55 PM
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It would be a legitimate gripe if I were actually nauseous... rather than just mildly queasy.
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