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Old 07-05-2019, 09:14 AM
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Complete slime ball, horrible person, altho not as bad as SA IMO. Not as interesting either and good riddance IMO.

Although my current gf was asking about actuaries and why we have such bad reps for people skills, and I did discuss with her the idea of getting caught jerking off on a school bus, so thanks anny for that story
Any reps that actuaries have for people skills are self proclaimed. Most people aren't familiar enough with who actuaries are for them to have a rep. I'm guessing if your gf thinks that actuaries have this rep it's because you told her that they do.
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Oh, who was that one dude who wrote those long unintelligible posts that were almost a random jumble of words?
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Oh, who was that one dude who wrote those long unintelligible posts that were almost a random jumble of words?
No idea but cheeseburger flummox dartboard evergreen grunties wankel rotary engine
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No idea but cheeseburger flummox dartboard evergreen grunties wankel rotary engine
Is it bad that that almost made sense to me? Guess it's time for a coffee refresh.
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