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Old 08-23-2002, 11:09 AM
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"And I thought my bout with hemmorhoids was bad - these splinters are gonna kill me".
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Abdul never should have agreed to "super-size" his shish-kebab.
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Another bowl of Wheaties and I could've flipped the darn thing right over.
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#5 The donkey union wins battle to spend more time sitting on its *cough* donkey.
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#1 - Unknown to many people, bullfighters in Spain must spend years toiling in the minor leagues before being called up.

#2 - I may be fighting a chicken, but at least the cape matches my socks!
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First, assume a spherical chicken . . . .

(Very cryptic geek joke)
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Super Chicken searches desparately for his cape, stolen by Bull Wonder.
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Rocky music playing in the background......

[Burgess Meredith voice] ....you've gotta be slippery fast for your next opponent....in the old days we would train with chickens to gain speed, if ya can beat a chicken there ain't no bull in the world that'll catch ya...[/Burgess Meredith voice off]
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Funny, I always pictured bulls as being larger than this.
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