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Old 08-06-2008, 12:30 PM
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At the North Pole they are looking into ways to make a more animal-friendly sleigh.
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:33 PM
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Where the heck is that darn ring bearer?
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:39 PM
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and it was going so well until he went to break the glass
And it got worse when we held out the hankie for her to grab.
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:40 PM
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Props to the happy couple!
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Old 08-06-2008, 12:42 PM
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I thought they said this would be a non-smoking flight!
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For this special wedding, they also made sure the planes were properly supplied, as his is from Virgin Air, hers from Hooters Air and the reverand is on United
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I, Craig, take you, Christina, to be my wife, my best friend and my first officer. Through sickness and health, clear skies and turbulence.

I, Christina, take you, Craig, to be my best friend and my pilot... to be your wings and your tail... your starboard and your port.
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