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Old 05-26-2018, 11:27 PM
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Default The Late Saturday night routine a bad idea for parents

Your toddlers will all be up Sunday before dawn ready for running around, playing in the toilet bowl throwing all your valuables into the toilet before you are even half awake,

Wide awake BORED at 5AM Sunday morning saying play time play time play time and NOOOO!!! If you say it’s EARLLLY and then if you roll back to bed:

You enter the kitchen there’s crayon ink all over the walls, your laptop is broken, your drapes are ripped apart, and your kids are still BORRRED

Next time ...go to bed 8:30pm on Saturday night
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don't worry - they should be out by the time they are 30
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are your bedtime stories just like your threads?

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Who lets a toddler roam around the house while they sleep?
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Silvio Dante: When I came to open up one morning, there you were with your head half in the toilet, your hair was in the toilet water... disgusting.

Christopher Moltisanti: I told you, I had the flu.

Silvio Dante: I said my peace, Chrissy...
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You have any kids, Brother Gibb?

This seems like the kind of thing I would have said before kids.
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You have any kids, Brother Gibb?

This seems like the kind of thing I would have said before kids.
canít tie them up. Seriously, I checked.
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You have any kids, Brother Gibb?

This seems like the kind of thing I would have said before kids.
I do have kids.

When they were toddlers: when they were up, so was one of us.

(Fortunately, they never really woke up before like 6:30, 7. We put them to bed around 7-7:30 so it was rarely an issue with early risings. We have friends who put their kids to bed around 6-6:30 and bemoaned when the kids were up so early.)
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ugh, people not ready to be parents
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