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Old 09-24-2004, 08:46 AM
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Taking no more chances, Siegfried and Roy restart their act.
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Toby Tyler Celebrates His 60th, Another Night of Entertainment Under the Big Top.
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Lenny Perkins of Fort Worth demonstrates to fire fighters her technique for training cats to rescue children from burning buildings. Fire Chief, Roger Burns, later explained that the proposal was rejected when it was discovered that 53% of the cats would pass by a child in favor of a mouse.


[Edited after I took a closer look at Lisa and decided that Lenny was a better fit]
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Who here could get there housecat to jump throught a ring let alone a ring of fire, I to this guy.
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Rod Stewart's time in the circus before he made the big time.
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The vet was not prepared when Whiska pulled out the flamethrower and made a daring escape.
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Due to an unfortunate typo during printing of the handbills, the Lake Bronson High School theater was forced to perform Tennessee Williams' lesser known play, "Cat on a Hot Tin Hoop"
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