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Old 02-25-2015, 09:43 PM
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Default Most Revolutionary Physics Research Ever

http://arxiv.org/abs/1310.3737

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Many urological studies rely upon animal models such as rats and pigs whose urination physics and
correlation to humans are poorly understood. Here we elucidate the hydrodynamics of urination
across five orders of magnitude in animal mass. Using high-speed videography and flow-rate measurement
at Zoo Atlanta, we discover the Law of Urination, which states animals empty their
bladders over nearly constant duration of 21 13 seconds. This feat is made possible by larger
animals having longer urethras, thus higher gravitational force and flow speed. Smaller mammals
are challenged during urination due to high viscous and surface tension forces that limit their urine
to single drops. Our findings reveal the urethra constitutes as a flow-enhancing device, enabling
the urinary system to be scaled up without compromising its function. This study may help in
the diagnosis of urinary problems in animals and in inspiring the design of scalable hydrodynamic
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We film urination of sixteen animals (Figure 1(a)-(d)) and obtained twenty-eight urination videos
from YouTube. Figure 1(h) shows the duration of urination across 6 orders of magnitude of animal
mass from 0.03 kg to 8000 kg. Despite this large range, the duration remains nearly constant,
T = 21 13 seconds (N=32) for all animals heaver than 3 kg. This constancy of emptying time
is quite a feat upon consideration of the substantial bladders of larger animals. The urination
duration for both jetting and dripping regime are modeled in the Supplement.
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Some at my office sometimes comes in and pees extremely forcefully for like 4 seconds. I'm starting to think they might be a eunuch.

Note: I don't really know how eunuchs pee.
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How would a longer urethra help to pee faster? Cross-sectional area, sure.
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How would a longer urethra help to pee faster? Cross-sectional area, sure.
Those of us with longer urethras know the answer to this , those of you without will just have to wonder. PS faster urination is not the biggest advantage offered
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Those of us with longer urethras know the answer to this , those of you without will just have to wonder. PS faster urination is not the biggest advantage offered
Faster ejaculation too?
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Chick: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Researcher dude: "I film animals peeing"
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Chick: "So, what do you do for a living?"

Researcher dude: "I film animals peeing"
http://www.amazon.com/Nature-Calls-M...s=nature+calls
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