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I guess I can save my "four hinges" line for later.
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I guess I can save my "four hinges" line for later.
I had a good line about Bush choking on a pretzel for the last limerick, but I got ninja'd when I went to post it
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I was gonna say, no one wants to try rhyming with orange? C'mon!!!
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So he tried growing oranges.
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It broke open, knocked him on his butt.
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