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Old 12-10-2019, 10:45 AM
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I would raise my hand, but they're both... occupied.

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Pretty much anything loaded with salt tastes good, but there are much better things to do with salmon,
perhaps, but how many of them are shelf-stable snacks?
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Pick a random guy from the kkk. Definitely an a hole.
Are we talking about about ass holes you met who mention they have friends or hypothetical people who you imagine exist?
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Old 12-10-2019, 11:52 AM
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Are we talking about about ass holes you met who mention they have friends or hypothetical people who you imagine exist?
What? You don't think imaginary people exist?
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perhaps, but how many of them are shelf-stable snacks?
Not that many. There is canned salmon, but that is not much better and you still need a fork. Best I've seen was sockeye smoked salmon at Costco that doesn't need refrigeration, but it's expensive.

If shelf-ready is important to you, then probably best to turn to other sources of protein, such as nuts.
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People with friends donít tell others that they have friends
Is this another one of those liar/truth-teller logical puzzles?
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So in a circle of jerks how do the jerks react when they mistreat each other? Is it like, "lol, you're such a jerk and that's why I'm friends with you because I love being mistreated"?
They part ways when one mistreats the other. For example, look at Trump and his revolving door of cronies selected to lead various government agencies and positions in the White House, who can't last a year before getting fired or resigning.
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Are we talking about about ass holes you met who mention they have friends or hypothetical people who you imagine exist?
Just in general
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What do you mean how do jerks have friends? Do you even AO?
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