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Old 03-02-2018, 03:44 PM
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I stand that I followed the rules better.

You two are both missing at least half the original limerick.
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Old 03-02-2018, 03:57 PM
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I stand that I followed the rules better.

You two are both missing at least half the original limerick.
When you go to a 5-star restaurant, do YOU tell the CHEF what ingredients he will use?
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:02 PM
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When you go to a 5-star restaurant, do YOU tell the CHEF what ingredients he will use?
The last time I was at a 5-star, the waiter didn't even let me order for myself

Frenchie: How would you like your steak ma'am?
Me: Medium.
Frenchie: Medium-rare.
Me: ....medium?
*looks at my date*
Frenchie: Medium-rare?
Date: *nods*
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:04 PM
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Oh sorry, in the spirit of this thread, can someone else please limerick my sob story for me?
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:11 PM
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Here's an attempt

There once was a woman named tiffany
And a Koala <need help here>
Strange, though it may seem
They argued about rhyme scheme
Ere she had a poetic epiphany
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:13 PM
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When Tiffany ordered her fare,
that French waiter gave her a stare.
With a glance to her date,
He sealed her steak's fate:
and roasted Tiff medium-rare.
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:17 PM
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this might be my favorite thread on the AO
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:18 PM
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There once was a man from the D
"I'm a Beer Connoisseur", said he
"Your Craft Brew pale ale
Is truly a taste fail.
I'd prefer to drink my own pee."
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:19 PM
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When Tiffany ordered her fare,
that French waiter gave her a stare.
With a glance to her date,
He sealed her steak's fate:
and roasted Tiff medium-rare.
Daaaaammmmnnn...NICE
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Old 03-02-2018, 04:21 PM
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When Tiffany ordered her fare,
that French waiter gave her a stare.
With a glance to her date,
He sealed her steak's fate:
and roasted Tiff medium-rare.
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