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Old 05-17-2018, 04:44 AM
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Iím curious about this as well. I feel like I always prepare in this department for my annual lady exam. When my water broke, the first thing I did was hop in the shower to shave my legs and anything else I could reach in prep for the big moment.

They say when youíre in labor you donít think about the small things, like taking a dump while giving birth, but I have to say...I opted for a drug-free birth and the ONLY thing I was thinking about the entire time was not pooping while I pushed. I wasnít thinking about the pain or the tearing or anything else. It was all poop on the brain, and it worked, because I didnít.

I asked Mr. NA about whether or not he would shave and he shrugged and said he was sure they saw a lot of penises and probably wouldnít think anything of it. Iím jealous of his confidence.
I've never shaved for a gyn exam. They didn't shave me when i gave birth, either.

(I didn't need to poop when I was in labor. I'm sure i would have thought about it, but it wasn't an issue.)
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Old 05-17-2018, 08:15 AM
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I had my procedure early, at like 7:30. The doc says "You'll need about 10 ejaculations to clear it out before we can test you," and I remember saying (slightly drugged still) "How late are you guys open tonight?"
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Old 05-17-2018, 09:49 AM
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Pretty sure they tested me twice (30 days and 60 days) to make sure that I was firing blanks.

Nothing more sexy than asking greenwoman to give me a bj at 630 in the morning so that I can shoot some jizz into a cup.
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Yeah, you don't want to bust the stitches.
this. don't be fooled into thinking it's immediately 100% effective. greenman just said it about the testing. nothing like having to go through the surgery twice. the second time is like 10 times worse too.

definitely ice and don't let him think he's alright even if he says he feels fine. too much activity can come back and haunt you like the next day.

FYI my DR said after that first week was over, we needed to do it 12-16 times before the first test to "flush the system", but it doesn't sound like you'll have a problem with that if you were wondering about having to wait that first week.
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this. don't be fooled into thinking it's immediately 100% effective. greenman just said it about the testing. nothing like having to go through the surgery twice. the second time is like 10 times worse too.

definitely ice and don't let him think he's alright even if he says he feels fine. too much activity can come back and haunt you like the next day.

FYI my DR said after that first week was over, we needed to do it 12-16 times before the first test to "flush the system", but it doesn't sound like you'll have a problem with that if you were wondering about having to wait that first week.
Why would you have to go through it twice? If it didn't take the first time?

I have an IUD, and probably won't have that removed before I need to, which will be in September 2020. So the need for it to be effective immediately isn't a concern.

I'm not worried about having to punch-card it. We shouldn't have any issues there, unless sex is uncomfortable for a lot longer than expected post-procedure.
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Why would you have to go through it twice? If it didn't take the first time?
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This might be obvious, but why would it be significantly more painful the second time? Do they have to do a legit surgery for that since the vas deferens are snipped and buried in tissue?
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you have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person
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