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How about Chief Domestic Officer. Oh wait or is that Collateral Debt Obligation?
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I mean, it's possible she just put it on there kind of being facetious about it. I'm not convinced she was trying to make it sound like anything more than what it really is.
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Author the type guy to be all "being a mother is the hardest job in the world!"
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In general, it all has to depend on what job the resume is being used for. If it's for some sort of child-care related position, I would opt to listing something like what Jas here suggests. (I had my wife use "Social Engineer" when going back to the work force after ~10 years as a SAHP.)

For corporate environment, far better to leave that gap and explain it in a cover letter (if at all).
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"Domestic CEO" = instant trash heap
A stay-at-home-mom would be more like a COO or maybe a CFO or both to me. Maybe Treasurer.
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A stay-at-home-mom would be more like a COO or maybe a CFO or both to me. Maybe Treasurer.
If the SAHM was like my mother, Chief Risk Compliance Officer would be more like it.

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