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Inspired by a series of posts here, I give you this new thread:

First person writes the first line of a limerick.
Second, third, and fourth persons write second, third, and fourth lines respectively.
Fifth person writes the last line.

ETA: Fifth person also writes the first line of the next limerick.

Everyone wins. Please transcend reefable lyrics.

I'll go first:



There once was a flag-waver named Billy
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who thought his convictions quite silly
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He came up with a thought
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but it all came to naught
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When he got distracted by his willy.
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There once was a poster named 2pac
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who wanted to get his old crew back
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So he called up his posse

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One of which was bossy
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So he's now been forbidden to do crack.
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