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Old 02-03-2009, 02:22 PM
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Mad props and big ups to Werewolf for not going with the obvious:

I went to this Super Bowl party
and the chili there was so hearty
that I ate seven bowls
dunked in several rolls
At work the next day I was farty.
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A ninja who dressed in all black
Put a pan on the top center rack
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A ninja who dressed in all black
Put a pan on the top center rack
He had washed it and dried it
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A ninja who dressed in all black
Put a pan on the top center rack
He had washed it and dried it
Now he wished he had fried it
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A ninja who dressed in all black
Put a pan on the top center rack
He had washed it and dried it
Now he wished he had fried it
Because his wife is still giving him flack
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There once was a limerick writer
Whose blue jeans kept getting tighter.
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Whose blue jeans kept getting tighter.
It might have been the chili
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There once was a limerick writer
Whose blue jeans kept getting tighter.
It might have been the chili
Oh, but that's just too silly


Props to myself for not going with the obvious...or at least the obvious to me."or the size of his willy."
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