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Old 02-04-2009, 10:32 AM
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There once was a limerick writer
Whose blue jeans kept getting tighter.
It might have been the chili
Oh, but that's just too silly


Props to myself for not going with the obvious...or at least the obvious to me."or the size of his willy."
Did it involve willy? Cause that's where I was going with blue jeans being tight.
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[Why is it when posters are tossing up softball rhymes to be hit out of the park, everyone would rather lay down sacrifice bunts with them instead?]
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[Why is it when posters are tossing up softball rhymes to be hit out of the park, everyone would rather lay down sacrifice bunts with them instead?]
Cause we don't want to be accused of getting the thread reefed.
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There once was a limerick writer
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He was thinking of his last o'ernighter.
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There's tales of a baller named Michael,
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There once was a limerick writer
Whose blue jeans kept getting tighter.
It might have been the chili
Oh, but that's just too silly
He was thinking of his last o'ernighter.
Oh, that just begs to have my original line added! It was in white text in my post.
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There's tales of a baller named Michael,
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He rode near and far
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There's tales of a baller named Michael,
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