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y u no sql server
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ASM does not have a discussion of stimulation, but considering how boring the manual is, maybe it would be a good idea.
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Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
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I convinced IT to install SQL Server on my machine but I have no idea how to use it so hope I don't break the db
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We have sql too. Access likes to get these 'mystery bugs' with no explanation and no error messages. I just spent 3 hours staring at the same mysteriously broken form, praying for death to take me peacefully.
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