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Old 09-16-2008, 03:41 PM
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Is divorce really necessary? I find that when problems arise many of those are due to myself. Could this be why people get divorced? That is, they can't bear to think that they might actually be the problem?
that isnt really you're beeswax i just want to know how to get out, k?
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Old 09-16-2008, 03:46 PM
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An old story I heard:
Husband to psychiatrist: My wife treats me so badly. I want a divorce.
Psy: I've got a perfect idea. For the next two weeks, treat her like a queen, I mean over the top, and then after two weeks, dump her like a load of trash.
Hus: Great idea!
Three weeks go by.
Psy: So, how did it go? Did you divorce her?
Hus: Are you kidding? Our relationship is great!

Psy: <grinning secretly as he walks away.>
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whats the Best way to tell your wife you want one
Watch Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield.

Start a Tall and Fat store, and tell her while you're doing a triple lindy.
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Wow, you came to us? Well, we might be better than the advice you'd get at the bar.
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I would steel yourself for weeks of hysteria and months of abuse. Just remember, she's really suffering in a way you are not. Unless she is an *******. It's best for you to just endure it without getting meaner.

When you are ready, tell her that your feelings about the marriage have changed and you will never get them back.

If this is because you have found a new romantic interest, level with her. And be prepared for all kinds of quizzing about when it started and why, and all kinds of anger over all the timed you ****ed with her head when she was exporessing paranoia, doubts, suspicion, etc...



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Is this coming out of nowhere?

I moved out and said I needed a few days to think, never moved back in.
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I would steel yourself for weeks of hysteria and months of abuse. Just remember, she's really suffering in a way you are not. Unless she is an *******. It's best for you to just endure it without getting meaner.

When you are ready, tell her that your feelings about the marriage have changed and you will never get them back.

If this is because you have found a new romantic interest, level with her. And be prepared for all kinds of quizzing about when it started and why, and all kinds of anger over all the timed you ****ed with her head when she was exporessing paranoia, doubts, suspicion, etc...



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solution go home and make sweet love to your wife.
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Find out when she'll be driving on a given street with her friends. Run down that street naked and when they stop to pick you up, ask them if KFC is still open.

If the friends want you gone, it's easier for her to deal with it.
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Find out when she'll be driving on a given street with her friends. Run down that street naked and when they stop to pick you up, ask them if KFC is still open.

If the friends want you gone, it's easier for her to deal with it.
This will work better if you have a small erection.
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