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Old 09-16-2008, 02:31 PM
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:33 PM
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:34 PM
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Leave a note on the door that says:
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:35 PM
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Throw all her clothes on the front lawn and change the locks.
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Tell her you need to have a serious discussion later on that evening. She'll ask if it's something good or bad. You tell her that in the short term she'll think it's a bad thing, but she'll eventually understand it's a good thing.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:43 PM
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Sleep with her sister.
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Old 09-16-2008, 02:44 PM
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Hire a Barber Shop quartet? Have the process server "deliver" the divorce papers in a pizza box? (actually know someone who did this to wife #3)
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Get your girlfriend to tell her?
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