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Old 03-17-2020, 03:42 PM
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Default When dat stimulus check arrives, I'll just hoard it

How is that supposed to help the economy?
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It won't.
Others won't.
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Old 03-17-2020, 03:45 PM
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yeah, that won't help

hookers & blow?
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Make sure you have less than nine hookers. You don't want to transmit any diseases.
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Sounds like you read "To be a Billionaire Act the Part."
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Make sure you have less than nine hookers. You don't want to transmit any diseases.
not taking any chance with the hookers, going all in on the blow
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Go all in on TP futures.
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Just get the ones that already have fevers.
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fevers?! i thought you said fever blisters - damnit!
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I think that's called self lubricating in the industry.
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