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...you get this message from outlook



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When you try and use the find in page or save shortcuts in Outlook and it forwards or sends the e-mail instead.
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... you're leaving the office soon and don't really have to pee right now and really don't feel like making the trip to the bathroom to let out whatever is in there before going home, but you really suspect that you'd need to pee soon after leaving work
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... you're leaving the office soon and don't really have to pee right now and really don't feel like making the trip to the bathroom to let out whatever is in there before going home, but you really suspect that you'd need to pee soon after leaving work
That's why you keep a piss jug in your car.
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..someone starts a conversation right as you're heading to the urinal in the work bathroom and you have to stand awkwardly with your dick out at the urinal while you continue the conversation and resign yourself to not peeing until after it's over because your bladder is not compatible with multitasking
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... you're leaving the office soon and don't really have to pee right now and really don't feel like making the trip to the bathroom to let out whatever is in there before going home, but you really suspect that you'd need to pee soon after leaving work
i live in the metro ATL area. i never leave without taking a pee first. nothing like sitting on one of the major "expressways" with all lanes closed because of an accident, and your bladder starts telling you "i told you so"
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i ended up peeing before i left
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i live in the metro ATL area. i never leave without taking a pee first. nothing like sitting on one of the major "expressways" with all lanes closed because of an accident, and your bladder starts telling you "i told you so"
Especially on the weekend when they have one lane open on I-285.
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That's why you keep a piss jug in your car.
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