Actuarial Outpost
 
Go Back   Actuarial Outpost > Cyberchat > Non-Actuarial Topics
FlashChat Actuarial Discussion Preliminary Exams CAS/SOA Exams Cyberchat Around the World Suggestions

Search Actuarial Jobs by State @ DWSimpson.com:
AL AK AR AZ CA CO CT DE FL GA HI ID IL IN IA KS KY LA
ME MD MA MI MN MS MO MT NE NH NJ NM NY NV NC ND
OH OK OR PA RI SC SD TN TX UT VT VA WA WV WI WY

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #421  
Old 10-09-2018, 09:49 AM
SlowMotionWalter's Avatar
SlowMotionWalter SlowMotionWalter is offline
Member
CAS
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 12,710
Default

__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigb View Post
You should learn to communicate in a serious manner before you expect a serious answer.
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kangaz wit Attitude View Post
Force of habit, 2pac's been typing "88" a LOT since Trump got elected.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMO View Post
You ought to see the bush. It's impressive.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pikachu
10:53 pm: some ppl dont take advices well
Quote:
Originally Posted by mayo fan
9:45 pm: ao fan would be hot covered in mayo!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snikelfritz
if you'd like I can come visit and dress up like a girl and get in some fights
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaner3339 View Post
i think everyone needs to do this type of thing to get a dose of reality and straighten people up. it's kinda like going to the mountains and becoming a monk except it's with hundreds of potatoes and a lot of stoners with tattoos in a kitchen
Reply With Quote
  #422  
Old 10-09-2018, 09:49 AM
SlowMotionWalter's Avatar
SlowMotionWalter SlowMotionWalter is offline
Member
CAS
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Posts: 12,710
Default

I did nothing yesterday. If it ain't broke...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigb View Post
You should learn to communicate in a serious manner before you expect a serious answer.
Spoiler:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kangaz wit Attitude View Post
Force of habit, 2pac's been typing "88" a LOT since Trump got elected.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMO View Post
You ought to see the bush. It's impressive.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pikachu
10:53 pm: some ppl dont take advices well
Quote:
Originally Posted by mayo fan
9:45 pm: ao fan would be hot covered in mayo!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Snikelfritz
if you'd like I can come visit and dress up like a girl and get in some fights
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaner3339 View Post
i think everyone needs to do this type of thing to get a dose of reality and straighten people up. it's kinda like going to the mountains and becoming a monk except it's with hundreds of potatoes and a lot of stoners with tattoos in a kitchen
Reply With Quote
  #423  
Old 10-10-2018, 06:49 PM
Trondomar's Avatar
Trondomar Trondomar is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Freljord
Studying for The Barbarian King
College: The Barbarian King
Favorite beer: The Barbarian King
Posts: 556
Default

...you literally lose over a pound from peeing
__________________
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Reply With Quote
  #424  
Old 10-12-2018, 08:08 AM
Trondomar's Avatar
Trondomar Trondomar is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Freljord
Studying for The Barbarian King
College: The Barbarian King
Favorite beer: The Barbarian King
Posts: 556
Default

...the guy who changes the garbage cans in peoples' cubes put your garbage can in the wrong side of your cube
__________________
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Reply With Quote
  #425  
Old 10-12-2018, 10:08 AM
NormalDan's Avatar
NormalDan NormalDan is offline
Member
CAS
 
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: NJ
Posts: 6,844
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trondomar View Post
...the guy who changes the garbage cans in peoples' cubes put your garbage can in the wrong side of your cube
When the cleaner people sweep up around your desk but move your mouse and keyboard so they're no longer the perfect distance from where you sit
Reply With Quote
  #426  
Old 10-14-2018, 03:44 PM
Trondomar's Avatar
Trondomar Trondomar is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2015
Location: Freljord
Studying for The Barbarian King
College: The Barbarian King
Favorite beer: The Barbarian King
Posts: 556
Default

...your nose gets runny in the middle of your run and you don't have any tissues on you so you have to get creative
__________________
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm.
Reply With Quote
  #427  
Old 10-14-2018, 03:56 PM
campbell's Avatar
campbell campbell is offline
Mary Pat Campbell
SOA AAA
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: NY
Studying for duolingo and coursera
Favorite beer: Murphy's Irish Stout
Posts: 84,617
Blog Entries: 6
Default

this is why i always have hankies on hand
__________________
It's STUMP

LinkedIn Profile
Reply With Quote
  #428  
Old 10-14-2018, 05:33 PM
TheGillotine's Avatar
TheGillotine TheGillotine is offline
Member
CAS
 
Join Date: May 2011
Location: The Dark Side of the Moon
Posts: 33,313
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Trondomar View Post
...your nose gets runny in the middle of your run and you don't have any tissues on you so you have to get creative
How is farmer blow not the obvious answer to this? Are you running or prancing around on a pony like a princess?
__________________
Spoiler:
There is no dark side of the moon, really...
As a matter of fact it's all dark.
Reply With Quote
  #429  
Old 10-14-2018, 05:39 PM
Abelian Grape's Avatar
Abelian Grape Abelian Grape is offline
Meme-ber                         Meme-ber
CAS
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Favorite beer: Allagash Curieux
Posts: 42,014
Default

Way too many people in my running path to pull that off unfortch
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pension.Mathematics View Post
what's your problem man?
Reply With Quote
  #430  
Old 10-14-2018, 09:10 PM
Marcie's Avatar
Marcie Marcie is offline
Member
CAS
 
Join Date: Feb 2015
Posts: 8,855
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by campbell View Post
this is why i always have hankies on hand
This is why I am not a runner.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:25 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
*PLEASE NOTE: Posts are not checked for accuracy, and do not
represent the views of the Actuarial Outpost or its sponsors.
Page generated in 0.33544 seconds with 10 queries