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best i could find so far for poop

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that's not poop - it is dropping a pancake
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I typed pen15 once
where i = 1 and
s = 5.

How is that offensive? If I typed ding-dong, it would have offended less people.
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"Penis" is a perfectly valid, non-offensive word that doesn't need a "wrapper." It's the proper name of a body part. Same with "vagina." If words like those words are problematic, then we've really lost our minds.

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"Penis" is a perfectly valid, non-offensive word that doesn't need a "wrapper." It's the proper name of a body part. Same with "vagina." If words like those words are problematic, then we've really lost our minds.

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1) Clearly, "penis" is not auto-censored on this forum. Penis, penis, penis. Penises all the way down. Etc. So I don't see what the relevance is to the present penis. I mean discussion.

2) Depending on context, "penis" may or may not be an appropriate word to use. If a MIL asks her DIL what feature of her son first attracted her to him, for instance.

3) Please compose your own "Penis" "need a wrapper" joke in the space provided: ___________________________
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that is warts on your anus. any questions?
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