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View Poll Results: Which is/are your favorite captions for the captioned week?
1. Chief Petosky: Blowups - When budgeting for hairstyle upkeep, she has to factor in inflation costs. 3 60.00%
2. JMO Fan: Blowups - This fashion trend will blow over within the month. 3 60.00%
3. Arthur Itas: Blowups - air heads 1 20.00%
4. Maine-iac: Petals - When Joe got the janitor's job, he was tickled pink. 1 20.00%
5. Chief Petosky: Petals - I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck/ With a pink carnation and a pickup truck/ But I knew I was out of luck / The day the music died 2 40.00%
6. Chief Petosky: Petals - Clearing the fleur 1 20.00%
7. Chief Petosky: Petals - It may not look perfect when they're finished, but they're doing a bouquet job so far. 2 40.00%
8. Chief Petosky: MonkKids - Dragon your kids through a theme park... 2 40.00%
9. Chief Petosky: MonkKids - We're on the train to Bangkok/Aboard the Thailand Express/We'll hit the stops along the way/We only stop for the best 1 20.00%
10. frummie: MonkKids - Three little monks Jumping on the ride One flew up and skinned his hide Mommy called the doctor and the doctor cried “No more Monks jumping on the ride” 2 40.00%
11. Polevault1: MonkKids - Enter the Dragon. (Once inside, keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride vehicle at all times!) 2 40.00%
12. Vorian Atreides: TrainWreck - Investigation scene for the recent CAS Exam 5 incident. 4 80.00%
13. Maine-iac: TrainWreck - Great. Another thread derailed. 3 60.00%
14. Chuck: TrainWreck - I think I can, I think I can... Ok who am I kidding - I can't. 2 40.00%
15. JollyGoodFCAS: TrainWreck - This train looks deserted 2 40.00%
16. Chief Petosky: DogBites - Mutt'n to see here...move on! 2 40.00%
17. Chief Petosky: DogBites - Where is the "no animals were hurt during the capturing of this image" disclaimer? At least I hope that is the case. Anyway... 0 0%
18. Chief Petosky: DogBites - "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." 2 40.00%
19. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Who let the dogs out, woof woof woof! 3 60.00%
20. Chief Petosky: DogBites - We don't need no obedience education* We don't need no bark control *I'm assuming the sign says "Educacion" 2 40.00%
21. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Can you spot Cal Worthington's dog? (yeah, it's throwback memes day) 2 40.00%
22. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Sorry folks, dog park's closed, pooch outside shoulda told ya 2 40.00%
23. Chief Petosky: DogBites - "Where is the march?" "It's on Central...where it doglegs to the right" 1 20.00%
24. Maine-iac: DogBites - Leggo my leg, Oh! 2 40.00%
25. Chuck: DogBites - The weather wasn't bad for the protest today. Not raining cats and dogs... just dogs. Somehow the officer still managed to step in a poodle. 1 20.00%
26. Steve Grondin: DogBites - What happens when you bring a cat to a dogfight.
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Default Captions Thread - Caption of the Week 05/14/2018

Vote for your favorite captions for the captioned week! Winners move on to Caption of the Month poll.

Blowups


1. Chief Petosky: Blowups - When budgeting for hairstyle upkeep, she has to factor in inflation costs.

2. JMO: Blowups - FanThis fashion trend will blow over within the month.

3. Arthur Itas: Blowups - air heads


5/15/2018
Petals



4. Maine-iac: Petals - When Joe got the janitor's job, he was tickled pink.

5. Chief Petosky: Petals -
I was a lonely teenage broncin' buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died


6. Chief Petosky: Petals - Clearing the fleur

7. Chief Petosky: Petals - It may not look perfect when they're finished, but they're doing a bouquet job so far.

5/10/18
MonkKids


8. Chief Petosky: MonkKids - Dragon your kids through a theme park...

9. Chief Petosky: MonkKids -
We're on the train to Bangkok
Aboard the Thailand Express
We'll hit the stops along the way
We only stop for the best

10. frummie: MonkKids - Three little monks
Jumping on the ride
One flew up and bumped his head
Mommy called the doctor and the doctor said
No more Monks jumping on the ride


11. Polevault1: MonkKids - Enter the Dragon.

(Once inside, keep your hands, arms, feet, and legs inside the ride vehicle at all times!)

5/18/18

TrainWreck



12. Vorian Atreides: TrainWreck - Investigation scene for the recent CAS Exam 5 incident.

13. Maine-iac: TrainWreck - Great. Another thread derailed.

14. Chuck: TrainWreck - I think I can, I think I can... Ok who am I kidding - I can't.

15. JollyGoodFCAS: TrainWreck - This train looks deserted


5/11/18
DogBites


16. Chief Petosky: DogBites - Mutt'n to see here...move on!


17. Chief Petosky: DogBites - Where is the "no animals were hurt during the capturing of this image" disclaimer? At least I hope that is the case. Anyway...
18. Chief Petosky: DogBites - "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."

19. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Who let the dogs out, woof woof woof!


20. Chief Petosky: DogBites - We don't need no obedience education*
We don't need no bark control
*I'm assuming the sign says "Educacion"


21. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Can you spot Cal Worthington's dog? (yeah, it's throwback memes day)

22. JollyGoodFCAS: DogBites - Sorry folks, dog park's closed, pooch outside shoulda told ya

23. Chief Petosky: DogBites - "Where is the march?"
"It's on Central...where it doglegs to the right"


24. Maine-iac: DogBites - Leggo my leg, Oh!

25. Chuck: DogBites - The weather wasn't bad for the protest today. Not raining cats and dogs... just dogs. Somehow the officer still managed to step in a poodle.

26. Steve Grondin: DogBites - What happens when you bring a cat to a dogfight.
Spoiler:
catasstorefree
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Congrats to Vorian Atreides for caption of the week! This caption will go in the Caption of the Month contest.

Vorian Atreides: TrainWreck - Investigation scene for the recent CAS Exam 5 incident.

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