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Old 06-04-2009, 01:59 PM
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I was visiting my brother this weekend and he shared with me a story he hasn't told anyone before. Shortly after our parents split and our mother moved into her own apartment, my brother, 19 at the time, stopped by late one night to go to sleep in my mom's spare bedroom after he left his girlfriend's house. Well, in the next part of the story he used the word "straddling".
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I'm hoping the character list expands from your previous post.
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:06 PM
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I was visiting my brother this weekend and he shared with me a story he hasn't told anyone before. Shortly after our parents split and our mother moved into her own apartment, my brother, 19 at the time, stopped by late one night to go to sleep in my mom's spare bedroom after he left his girlfriend's house. Well, in the next part of the story he used the word "straddling".
How old was mom at the time? Was she hot?
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I'm hoping the character list expands from your previous post.
It did. I don't know who it was (my brother just said "some guy"), but I know it was not my brother, my dad, nor me.
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I was visiting my brother this weekend and he shared with me a story he hasn't told anyone before. Shortly after our parents split and our mother moved into her own apartment, my brother, 19 at the time, stopped by late one night to go to sleep in my mom's spare bedroom after he left his girlfriend's house. Well, in the next part of the story he used the word "straddling".
That's not gross. I find nothing wrong with your mother trying to fulfill her sexual needs/desires.
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That's not gross. I find nothing wrong with your mother trying to fulfill her sexual needs/desires.
I agree that's not gross. His brother seeing it on the other hand is.
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It did. I don't know who it was (my brother just said "some guy
Your bother didn't introduce himself??
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I was visiting my brother this weekend and he shared with me a story he hasn't told anyone before. Shortly after our parents split and our mother moved into her own apartment, my brother, 19 at the time, stopped by late one night to go to sleep in my mom's spare bedroom after he left his girlfriend's house. Well, in the next part of the story he used the word "straddling".
I totally read this and thought your brother had sex with your mom. I have a sick mind.
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This thread remind me of the time I picked up this hot older recent divorcee in a bar. We went back to her place and were bumping uglies when one of her sons, probably no older than 19, walked in on us....
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