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Old 08-17-2009, 12:30 AM
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"Let's get down to brass knuckles."

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Old 08-17-2009, 12:34 AM
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Heard this one today:

"Another show is starting in five minutes at the [across town] theater, so if anyone plans on seeing it, they better get on their high horse."
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I almost made one myself, referring to "the camel's nose in the door"
I split it up into "camel's nose in the tent" and "foot in the door". Still I had to ctm.
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"fitting a camel's nose hair through the eye of a needle"

I just made that one up.
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Old 08-17-2009, 05:08 PM
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